Sarahdipity

Another fabricated self-portrait~ Instagram: sarahrrr2

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Honestly completely shocked that my coworker just asked me "is that from Friends?" 😭😭

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The identity you've created brings you suffering

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I had a dream that my work was Harry Potter themed and we all got gifted some sweet wands

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Dreaming about white gel pens

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@abhithenomad Been killing it since his appearance on Boy Meets World in the 90's 😅

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Beers for breakfast, tacks for snacks

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If it's all in my head THEN LET ME OUT

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I wanna get a credit card for Disneyland lol

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I made a great broccoli cheese soup last night, but today my grandpa died. The world just keeps on spinnin

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Never would have thought that I'd find so much satisfaction and happiness spending an entire day in the kitchen. 🔪🍷🍲

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They say what doesn't kill you makes you aware

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Feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen

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Life is really funny lately, just not "haha" funny

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So grateful when my whole team steps up to help each other 😭🙏

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Never thought I would love onions so fucking much

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! FUCK NAZIS!!!!

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Growing up, it made me numb

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Do your best and be happy and good things might just fall into your lap 🤷‍♀️

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Sort of like the Spice Girls if spices were SSRIs

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teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?