Sarah F

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

We feel your pain.

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"I'm not sharing my food .. Just to let you know.. Im not sharing" - Nicole

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

Happy Birthday @BarackObama 😘

[Catie Warren @catie__warren]

Math they should actually teach kids: Sarah has $47. If wine costs $6 a glass and she also needs money for a cab, how drunk can Sarah get?

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

CROSSROADS IS ON NETFLIX WHO AM I AND WHERE HAVE I BEEN

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

@nisserzz 😂 https://t.co/4c6dz1sqo4

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"50 colors of grey"

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"AFTER I PUKED I FEEL GREAT" - drunk 15 yr old

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

If you can't change the world, change yourself

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"Prinkle... Creepness? What's it called? Preakness"

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

That feeling of being totally lost after finishing a show 😭

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

There's a difference between negativity and critical thinking

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

God I love this day 😂😂 APRIL FOOLS

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"Your cat was tryna fuck me last night"

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

MY EYES ARE SWITCHING FROM SEEING #TheDress AS #whiteandgold AND #blueandblack IM FREAKING OUT IVE SEEN HEAVEN AND HELL

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"It was just so delicate and creepy"

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

I don't like it when my boss texts me a pic of his dinner at 8:45 pm... The fuck

[Sarah F @Sarahfran12]

"This guy really thinks he's cool and it's sooo sad"