Sarah Hale

[Sarah Hale @Sarahhh2174]

#monsterjam

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Surround your house with treadmills set to jogging speed to stop walking dead ur welcome

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When the homie add me as a reference:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me saying “BUT MIND YOU” to make my connections in a story

[SEX @kakesus]

Unfortunately I will continue to get sexier and funnier

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

my gf after making one (1) egg

[C @fbgcon]

Just lost custody of my kids what’s the move for tonight

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

mount rushmore should look like this

[BASS PERSUADES @milesangels]

@MileyCyrus we stan a QUEEN

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!

[xander @whosalex]

i waited the entire year to tweet this

[Sarah Hale @Sarahhh2174]

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