Sarah

floss your teeth

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Right! Complete strangers🥴

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

I will never get over how weird it is to ask someone how they are feeding their baby. I’m going to start asking adults how they feed themselves. Fast food? Vegan? Keto? What’s the vibe???

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@hannnah__smith @atdanwhite @konkritter Oh but he could unfortunately🥴

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@Officiallyfoss I’m definitely going to try that! We have pretty much all pampers so that is good to hear! Thank you so much!☺️

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Does anyone have any stunning home remedies for third trimester brain and um cankles?

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@Officiallyfoss I wear them to work but I think I need to make it an all day thing now😅

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@hannnah__smith @konkritter told you

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@QuartPhillips Thank you I’ll be back in 6 months!

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

All the people in my life are angels

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Nick and I were wine drunk dancing in the kitchen and he dipped me right into a burning candle lighting my hair on fire. I love date night

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Sold 2 Waterpiks in my first hour at work today. I want a brand deal @Waterpik

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

I would rather have a unicycle as my only source of transportation than EVER buy a car from Motorworld again

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Working in dentistry is just a daily reminder of why men aren’t the ones who have babies

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

can you die from fomo

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Today the FedEx driver dropped off a package and said to someone on the phone “at least this dog always smiles at me, not like the other ones”. So yes, it does feel good knowing my kids will be the nice ones at school

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@konkritter @nuffsaidny Hahaha💀not wrong

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

@a_levalley You know I provide the best pain killers for my favorite patients🍻

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

Ya and then y’all are like “my hygienist hurt me🥺” you hurt yourself baby

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

has anyone else not been to the dentist since Covid and also not for the five years before that

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

They really never stop taking your money huh

[Sarah @Sarahhh_Brooks]

You know what’s a scam? The fact that I paid the tuition to get the degree, paid for the tests to get the licenses and now continuously pay for the licenses to be able to practice