Sarah

she/her- don’t think too hard, just have fun with it.

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

sometimes when i’m breathing in through my mouth i pretend i’m like a vacuum eating up the air #monchmonchmonch

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

@taysglow13 @taylorswift13 i feel so super silly rn

[GL @gldivittorio]

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

@thehill false prophet

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

@rhymeswstress omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i don’t get it.

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

numerous battles of places of slumber #bedwars

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

my mind is too preoccupied thinking about lobsters and JASONDerulo nd shit to fall asleep

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i used to think- as a child- that they just travel across the world like i could follow a rain cloud as it moves- nah im done explaining this

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i just realized something very accurate about rain clouds and clouds in general.

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i’m pretty sure at least 70% of my friends think i’m insane but i think i’m simply more consciously intune with the subconscious mind

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

does anyone else have trouble breathing at night? but like not every night? #youmaynotrestnowtheresnobreathingnearby

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

back to my question about if there’s a limit to how much you can tweet-

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i just found out you only need like a thousand or so tweets abt something for it to be trending

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

does this mean i can tweet something a thousand or so times in a short timespan over and over and it becomes trending? or does it have to be from a multitude of users? what are the parameters of this? is parameters even the right word? i’m not that smart

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

#youMAYrestnowtherearemonstersnearby

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

up to a concerningly (is that not a word?) recent age i would be afraid that monsters were in my room at night and i’d fake being asleep so they don’t Get me- maybe if i do that i’ll be less distracted and fall asleep easier

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i wonder if i can classically condition myself to fall asleep faster #pavlov #cantsleep #insomnia

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i love her but her breath smells horrible

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

someone tell my cat to stop eating my hair

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

@rhymeswstress thank you one of my organs has been giving me stabbing pain all day

[Sarah @Sarahisamea]

i just started eating a chicken wing thinking it was a chicken finger