Sarah Seymour

anti-racist, tree-hugging Queer Millennial

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

“All the things I do
All the plans I move
All the men I shoo”

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Thinking about the time I got on the High Score list on the Atari 1984 Marble Madness game at Barcade

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

“I am so much fun without Hennessy.
They just want my love and my energy”

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Goddamnit I love women

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Pretty face, ass sittin. Natural body, I’m who he missin. I’m the bitch you can’t hit. Fine as hell, how you fumble this?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Footage from Kai Cenat meetup shows NYPD officers smashing someone’s face through a car windshield

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Bummed I didn’t hold onto my NOW Thats What I Call Music CD collection.

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

I’m just out here giving all the girlies compliments so they can glow a lil brighter ✨

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

“Don’t be a hard rock when you really are a gem”

[Sean Duffy @ProfDuff]

I WAS RIGHT!!!

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

“The world be reminding me there’s danger. I’d still risk it all for a stranger.”

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

@DailyLoud This can not be real

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

“Burnout Bisexual Performance Artist”

[Billy Penn @billy_penn]

“I want people to know that this is my lot”: Klean Kensington is a program that pays Kensington teens $15 an hour to help beautify parts of their neighborhood through both cleaning and tree planting. https://t.co/zyDEZFgDLI

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Karma takes all my friends to the summit

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Some of the students I had in my after school program are graduating today 🥹 I can’t

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

@qnorapname_ They are comfy! And I like that they are a pop of color in the fit. Now I need some charms

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

Well I did it… I bought crocs

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🫦

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

It’s really inconvenient being attracted to men.

[Sarah Seymour @Sarahjcakes]

If you’re driving a white cargo van… you can’t also try to talk to women. You look like a pyscho bro! Im about to run in the opposite direction idc