Sarah🍉

I don't need you to know I'm a Christian, I just need you to see Christ in me.

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

I envy girls who can still look cute in pictures at the river with wet hair because I just look like a wet dog.

[Steph 🌻 @SBarberrr3]

Why does it take me allll day to clean the house but 30 seconds for it to be destroyed? 🥴

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

@ltparker03 Dang... calling us out like that!😂

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

I’m case y’all want to know what genuine happiness looks like.❤️😭

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Last night confirmed Harold was the one for me! I sporadically decided to remodel our house and he came home to me ripping a wall out of our kitchen. He didn’t complain, he just started helping!😄❤️ #keeper

[Steph 🌻 @SBarberrr3]

I can’t stop online shopping. Someone plz take my phone 🥴

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

My mom calls me this morning.... “Sarah what did you buy on amazon that cost $189?!”
Haha she clearly hasn’t figured out yet that I have a problem! #IAmAnAddict

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Better than your 21st being on a Sunday...🙄😒

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Gonna tell my kids these were the Dallas Cowboys

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

I really need @HTillis to put a pool in our back yard right about now..😞😭

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

@HTillis 🙄🙄🙄

[janna thorrington @janthorr]

to all the Karen’s in the world at home with their essential oils..... I’m at work, getting paid cause I’m an essential employee.

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Just saw a man walking down the street in Williston with a full biohazard suit on, with the hood lifted so he could smoke a cigarette. #ThatsNotHowItWorks

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

If ONE MORE patient calls our office and asks if we can test them for the coronavirus I might scream!😊

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

If I hear this song one more time...🙄🤯

[AngG 🌊 RIVER @AngelaG97348094]

All of America when Peter told Victoria she had nothing to work on #TheBachelor

[jill @jillianelena]

I seem to have lost that balance of being able to get really drunk without getting really sick and being hungover for 24 hours and it just might be the death of me this holiday season 🙃

[LGND @iamlgndfrvr]

I Tried Giving My Daughter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reaction 😢

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Please...😭

[Kamikaze Kait @kaitlynsnead]

I really wish someone would just kidnap me for like 5 months and make me eat nothing but salads and workout 5 times a day and buy me boobs and really just make me my best self then send me back home.

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Last night Harold was trying to explain melon chemicals to me by using medical analogies!😂❤️

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

@Queen_Maddii Harold threatened to throw our tree in the yard if it was up before thanksgiving!😂 #Grinch

[Sarah🍉 @Sarahmeg12]

Seriously weighing the costs and benefits of the crap I’ll get from Harold if I put up our Christmas tree while he is in Texas...🤔