Sarah Smith

Reese Witherspoon is my idol

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Me: “ooh yeah Megan Thee Stallion has a song with DaBaby”
Mom: “she has a song with a baby?”
I still can’t stop laughing

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Me: ** comes home **
Mom: “wanna catch up on 90 day fiancé”
Me: oh frick I already watched them all
Mom: I’m speechless and immediately facepalms

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Taylor Swift has me deep in my feels once again

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

@cleekeener I’m sooo curious about sleep at night!

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

How FaceTime on day 3759602 of quarantine looks

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Me: “omg this guy on the screen looks exactly like someone we know in real life”
Mom: “Sarah, this is the wine talking”
😂😂😂

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

I ate in the sun for 20 minutes today and my whole body is now bright red - please send help and aloe Vera

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Does anyone else’s phone automatically correct Hahahaha to banana banana ever or is this just me 😂

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

How does one (1) get paint of hair and (2) fix sunglasses ran over by a wheelbarrow ... ASKING FOR A FRIEND

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Eh why do people post on Facebook stories 😕

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

@lewisjake15 What kind of doggo?!

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Get you a friend like @hannahcrystaal who can guess this is a swan ... #damn

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

As someone famous once said “I get knocked down but I get up again” THEME OF THE FOOKIN MONTH

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

I never thought I’d see the day where we see guys doing 10 push ups every day on Instagram but here we are.

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

Bout to get real good at cup pong on my phone ✌🏻

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

My toxic trait is I always lose the remote

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

I was just told my feet are chubby?????? How’s your Saturday going?😂

[Sarah Smith @Sarahmichellle]

.@hannahcrystaal literally is holding a FLABONGO at Nordstrom’s I AM DYING