Sara Jackson-Holzman

Awesomeness in flesh. Smarter than I look, but just dumb enough.

[Sara Jackson-Holzman @Saraplenty]

I can't keep letting Oda emotionally destroy me 😭 #onepiece1136

[hi i’m Tequila @KreoleBelle]

He’s fucking a family member or a man. Or he is raping a child. If it’s not anything sexual…he murdered someone. All I know is something incriminating is in there.

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

TOM HOLLAND, YOU GONE BE IN THAT SPIDERMAN SUIT UNTIL YOU’RE 40 YEARS OLD WHITE BOI

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

Tom, I’m sorry. You gotta keep doing this until you’re 114 years old.

[zendaya archives٠࣪⭑ @zendayaarchives]

tom holland, you did a phenomenal job.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[lanabel⁷ @lanabelari]

bizi ana ekran fotosu yapan her fırsatta bizi öven baş harfimizi dövme yaptıran toksik masküleniteden arınmış o oğlanla

[𑣲Romée || BND spoilers🕸️ @solarscenes]

The way Tom and Zendaya always hold each others hands behind their backs is really important to me

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

today the man at the pharmacy told me my script wasn’t ready because “there’s a note from the provider not to fill until after 7/23”
I literally looked at him like this till he went “oh wait”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

A male coworker asked me out. I told him I already had plans to watch football on Sunday. He smirked and said, “Women talk about football without even knowing what offside is.”
I smiled and replied, “Men talk about abortion without even having a uterus.” And believe me the conversation ended right there.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Me: reading a book waiting for an appointment.
Random man: *laughs* "you must be a liberal"
Me: "oh? Why do you say that?"
Him: "because you're reading in public."
Me: *shakes head* "That's a weird thing to say to a stranger. I'm sorry you can't read".

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Zionism is a mental disorder

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

Sheryl Lee Ralph begged the writers and producers to not step into this storyline —and they ignored her.

Shortly after, the show got cancelled.

[vallerie⁷ 𐙚⋆˚ @soobinzhrt]

yeah carls mom not letting aniya go anytime soon

[chris @tookyospot_]

Zendaya says she and her family snuck into a theatre to watch Spider Man

Interviewer: “have you ever snuck into a theatre and watched one of your movies?”

Zendaya: “yes i have, one of the very early spider man movies, me and my family we we snuck into the back and that was really fun”

[isaiah @tlop444]

netflix ceo said movie theaters are outdated btw

[🐦‍⬛Qin Che’s Aloof Wife™🖤 @Nawjuhh]

So basically, the only reason why they’re taking it slow is because Carl has liked Aniya for 2 months, Aniya’s liked him for 3 weeks, and Carl is lowkey trying to hide his crazy so he won’t scare her off.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is whats "destroying gaming" btw- not woke, dei or whatever the neckbeard streamers and sloptubers want you to believe.

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm married to Zendaya. I did an all-time epic with Nolan. Anne Hathaway and Matt Damon say I'm the best boy. My 4th Spider-Man movie is shattering global box office records. I did the greatest lip sync of all time. I look like THIS.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

You can see Oliver realize, "omg did he just give me this alley oop like this?" right at 9 seconds in

[mel🪽#brinity @redpainthouse]

THIS PHOTOGENIC COUPLE