Sarais

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[First and Second Kings 👑 @kings_anyi]

@downbadcomment Stop 😭

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Kendrick has made me realize I’ve never properly hated a nigga in my life but that all changes today

[Kwajo @kwajooo]

the best way i can describe the difference between drakes responses and kendrick’s is that they’re both in a roast battle with a big crowd around them and drake is turning and looking at the crowd for validation after every roast and kendrick is staring directly into his soul😂😂

[Tee🤍🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩 @tracey_km_]

Drake’s daughter in Turks and Caicos being forced to get cornrows one day before drake announces her

[rocky @WAYSTIAR]

this is what hearing a man talk in a college class is like

[christover @bored2die]

Been farting at work more lately idgaf anymore

[☔ @Whotfismick]

living in your parent's house is free because you pay with your soul

[Austine @theereal_one]

adulthood is really discovering half yo family is mentally ill

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Making a page for your baby and commenting as the baby

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[Sarais @Sarazz4eva]

@jeffrreeyyyy Me, da right nut

[hi i’m Tequila @KreoleBelle]

Yallllll I have TEARS rolling down my face.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

Hahahaha David Beckham wasn’t having Victoria as coming from a working class family.

[reb @rebmasel]

i watched tall girl sophie turner act her ass off from 14 to 23 and grow into a clearly brilliant hilarious unproblematic woman and I’m supposed to take this Disney channel side bang smear campaign ANYWHERE but serious?could’ve just filed n shut ur mouth now I’m riding at dawn

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

A reminder that if you’re a random Jewish guy from New York City with no actual ties to historic Palestine, Israel will let you settle there, but if you’re a Palestinian refugee who’s family was ethnically cleansed by Israel in the 1940s onward you are not allowed to return.

[Big M💎 @mihletshemese]

parents are really afraid of the last born. it makes me so sick.