ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ

{#Lucifer, 21+} ❝ᴏʜ, ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴇx ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ? ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ's ᴀ sᴇx ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴏғ sᴏʀᴛs.❞ — ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ & ʟᴀᴘᴅ ᴄᴏɴsᴜʟᴛᴀɴᴛ [#Ꮯαℓαмιту]

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

❝ᴀ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ? ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɪᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ. ❞

-ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ
-ᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ sʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ @DevilsDetective
-sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ sʟs

ʀᴛ?

[Maze @KnivesAndFun]

I miss the days when we enjoyed the same people @SarcasmAndSin. Decker's all yours though, not my type. Too boring.

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

No, that’s not true, Maze... #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

I guess it really is too late... #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Crossed another thing off my bucket list. But I’m more or less immortal so technically it’s an immortal list. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

@DeftCombatant // you’re right. That’s worse.

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Well that was bloody rude, Lieutenant. And I’m certainly not the Detective’s cat, Daniel. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Maze’s bounties certainly are...interesting. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

I’m definitely not ok with the aforementioned canoodling, in case that wasn’t painfully obvious. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

As much as I am fond of Miss Lopez, she should’ve seen that coming. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

You need to brush up on your British slang, Detective. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

I told her the truth, I didn’t say It’d be easy to understand. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

I certainly did not give her that necklace as a joke. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Well, hate to say I told you so, @DevilsDetective but...I told you so. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

I can’t stand it either. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

We all know exactly who does have the stamina to satisfy the Detective...and it’s not Lieutenant StickUpHisArse #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

No way I was going to let her investigate with Pierce. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Miss Lopez also did not make me feel any better about the situation. Try as she might. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Oh no, Mazikeen, what have you done? You should’ve gone to Catalina. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Fan-bloody-tastic. They went on a date. #Lucifer

[ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢsᴛᴀʀ @SarcasmAndSin]

Oh, poor Charlotte. She has no idea what she’s into. None at all. #Lucifer