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I don’t care about your politics, religion, race, or sexuality. I only care whether or not you’re a douchcanoe.

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@AB84

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@TheDemocrats I see what you did there. That was Pretti Good.

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@AB84 The only person I can truly count on………….me.

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@RoKhanna I had been liking what Ro said in interviews but this? What an intellectually dishonest asshole.

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@anon_opin That’s the great thing about being an American, an entrée can be whatever the fuck I want it to be!

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@ryangrim @yashar A spokesman person for Kid Rock said “Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie”

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@TomBegich4AK I mean, there was four years that your guy was in there. So what was the problem then?

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@yashar This is an idea/joke by @adamcarolla put out months ago. At least give Ace credit.

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@RepJeffries The murder party representative doesn’t want to be lectured on not murdering your political rivals.

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@xistheworstofus Coach peaked in high school and hasn’t stopped peaking.

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Just watched the latest Real Time and was introduced to Paul Reickhoff. What an intellectually dishonest douchecanoe!

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@3YearLetterman Stop hanging out in Chinatown and he might stop following you.

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@IfindRetards The one that someone who says an instead of and drives.

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@alaskalandmine @MaryPeltola Not a fan of Mary’s but maybe she was trying to get them to stop? No story attached so maybe “tax and spend” Jeff is, again, just trying to grab a headline.

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@TakeTheLMod @yashar No quotes, this is a fantastic thought experiment.

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@Super70sSports

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@iam_jlc That bass line on Night Court tho

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@JeffLandfield The better question is why you, tax and spend Jeff, think the government is more trustworthy with that money.

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@kevin_nealon So you almost killed that night.

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@piersmorgan Off the top of my head I can think of 7 things more ridiculous than that.