✡Alyssa C. Teague✡

Alyssa C. Teague is the pseudonym of an aging writer who lives in the Rockies, where she races motorcycles and drinks heavily, usually not at the same time

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

Tired of trying to light a candle in the howling Twitter wind? Join me in cursing that Trumpy darkness! https://t.co/IhQyxKYdVO #satire #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpTraitor #TrumpCorruption #TrumpConcentrationCamps #TrumpLies #TrumpGibberish #TrumpTyranny

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

I do not like thee, #DrFauci
I like my minions small and mousy
But you are smart and way too mouthy
And making me look all too lousy
So I do not like thee, Dr. Fauci
#TrumpGenocideForProfit #TrumpPlague #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath #TrumpLiesAmericansDie
https://t.co/eB8YtLEovG

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#TrumpDeathToll81K #TrumpPandemicFailure #Pencedemic #GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPGenocide #TrumpLiesAmericansDie

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#TrumpOwnsEveryDeath #GOPBetrayedAmerica #MoscowMitchMCConnell #Pencedemic #TrumpPlague #TrumpIsNotADoctor #BLEACH2020 #InjectDisinfectants

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

Of more than 3 million confirmed cases worldwide, the U.S. has almost 1 million: nearly 1/3. So much winning!Now drink some bleach and get back to work, you lazy slackers! Trump and his golf buddies are tired of having their profit margins squeezed! #COVID19 #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

Was just arguing with one of those #TrumpSupporters on social media. Yes, I told him, #HillaryClinton would have done a better job at combatting #COVID19. But so would any of these fine fellows:

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#ThereWillBeBlood #TrumpGenocide #TrumpPlague #RepublicansAreKillingUs #Pencedemic

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#FoxNewsLiedAsPeopleDied #TrumpMadness #TrumpBodyCount #TrumpBurialPits #Pencedemic #TrumpPlague #TrumpSupporters #LiberateAmericaFromTrump

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

Hey #FoxNews! In honor the yeoman's work you've done MURDERING countless Americans with your lies, misinformation, and quack cures for #COVID19, I redesigned your logo for you! #FoxNewsLiedAsPeopleDied #TrumpVirus #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath #TrumpPandemic #Pencedemic #TrumpPlague

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER #COVID19 #COVIDIOTS #TrumpPlague #TrumpPandemic #TrumpIsALoser #TrumpVirus #Pencedemic #TrumpCrimesAgainstHumanity #TrumpCrash #TrumpCult #TrumpConArtist

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@MikeJoPro Rikers Island

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@PrairiePhlox May Day is not a "Midwestern thing." It has old English and European roots.

[Grandpa Snarky @GrandpaSnarky]

I’m a concerned dad & granddad. Always felt #Trump was an inept leader. During this #COVID19 crisis, we need new leadership before it’s too late.

I’ll follow you back if you:
1. Follow Me
2. Like
3. Retweet

#FBR #Resist #BlueWave #FBRParty
#StrongerTogether #BlueWave2020

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@realDonaldTrump Nobody asked you, psychopathic killer of innocents.

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#CoronaLockdown #Covid_19 #TrumpVirus #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #CoronavirusNewYork #alternativefacts #FakeNews

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@Stop_Trump20 Concrete overshoes

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@SenatorCollins You voted to leave Donald Trump in office even though by your own admission he is "crazy." He proceeded to neglect his duties and let this pandemic spread in the United States until it was out of control. This blood is on your head, Senator.

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

#TrumpLiesAmericansDie #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus #TrumpVirusCoverup #TrumpVirusCatastrophe #TrumpCrash #TrumpSlump #TrumptheWorstPresidentEVER #TrumpTheMurderer

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

@realTuckFrumper BULLSHIT. Cut it out at once, you will re-elect Trump!!!

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

Anybody remember this headline? Of course it wasn't meant literally. But #Trump is literally sentencing New Yorkers to death by not giving them ventilators. Everlasting shame on anyone who ever supported this schmuck! #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #TrumpPlague https://t.co/f2cyi72T13

[✡Alyssa C. Teague✡ @SarcasmQueen73]

An important message from #POTUSTrump! #COVIDIOT45 #CoronaVillains #COVID2019 #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus #Pencedemic #pandemic