Sarcasm Quotes

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HOY CRUSH!

KELAN MO BA AKO BALAK LANDIIN? HA? HA? LANDIIN MO NAMAN AKO PLS

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THIS IS INSANE!! https://t.co/vrckIy7mKG

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Wala na ba talagang plot twist yung summer ko? 😌

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Bakit ba hindi ako natututo?

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Hopefully, sana masaya ka.

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Sana magkaroon ng plot twist yung summer ko.

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Minsan, sila pa yung may mga mabibigat na dinadala.

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Hindi lahat nang nagpapasaya ay masaya.

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According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scars than almost anything else.

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im ugly, but;
1. i text back in 3sec
2. im funny
3. ill buy you food

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I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.

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If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

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Yung summer mo na walang ganap.

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Find someone who you can share your problems with.

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'Wag kana bumalik kung sasaktan mo lang rin naman pala ako ulit.

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Hampasin kaya kita ng keyboard sa space na hinihingi mo?

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Anong talent mo?

overthink.

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SANA HINDI NA AKO SINGLE BUKAS

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SANA DUMAMI PERA KO

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SANA MAHALIN NIYA NA AKO

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SANA BAHAIN YUNG BAHAY NAMIN NG PERA SA KAKARETWEET KO NG MGA PERA PERA NA YAN. 😅