Sarcasm Station

your one stop shop for all of your humor for the day!

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*coughs* "I need to coat my throat with chocolate milk before we leave" -roommate

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It's been five minutes since I sent my last tweet and I have no retweets. I'm assuming that you're all just heating up your hot pocket.

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Staying up late waiting for Santa like....

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Shoutout to @aafedt_cori for the retweet. Years later, and you still inspire us. #ILoveYou

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If the weather has got you down just think, everyday is a day closer to Crocs season! #UltimateComfort #LuxuryWithoutCompromise

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"Gosh! I never have service anywhere! That's it, I'm switching to Cricket!"

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If you have 10 chocolate bars and eat 6 of them, what do you have now? -diabetes.

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Does anyone have an EasyBake oven I can borrow for Christmas? I'm in charge of cookies. #TistheSeason

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Is Supa Hot Fire at Madison Square Garden tonight? Where are all these people going? #MillionsMarchNYC

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#Tebow4Heisman

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Where can I buy Spanx for men?

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How good of an idea was the ShakeWeight!?!?