kid disinfectant

I’m the mack daddy of heimlich county, I tell you hwat. she/her.

[🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017]

I spent 30 minutes on the ACA website. My premium was over $350 a month and my deductible almost 6k.

That means basically all my care would be out of pocket and it would cost me 4 thousand dollars a year.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

$22 billion is around 3% of the pentagon's annual budget.

[💲🤍 @makeupbyshaniah]

i can tell he corny

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if someone makes more on unemployment than they do while working then maybe justMAYYYYYYYYYYYBE they aren’t being paid enough for working

[the assassination of a beer in my hand by the me @actionanderson]

Lmao we really on our own huh

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

cuck your homeboys and then take ‘em to chili’s

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

I mean, all liquor is nasty and undrinkable, but Svedka is the bottom-tier of the bottom-tier.

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

it’s literally the easiest thing in the world to say “I just wanna fuck” like ten minutes into your first conversation

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

I’ll scream

[no context xbox live messages @nocontextmsgs]

https://t.co/l54ZnSB8H9

[Civvie11 @Civvie11]

A Joe Rogan guest two days from now: "Video games aren't a problem. They're a fine hobby and a good way to combat stress."

Joe Rogan: "Yeah I know what you mean, totally."

[Adnan Khan @akhan1437]

Rapper E-40 donated hand sanitizer to San Quentin back in May. The incarcerated population never got it.

[ProPublica @propublica]

These NYPD disciplinary records were kept secret for decades, but now we've published a database that lets you search thousands of allegations brought against police officers by the public. https://t.co/CNvi4UDvny

[Rational Disconnect @RationalDis]

this is a microcosm of every Libertarian’s journey

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

UNDERRATED GEM. It’s on Netflix. If you like horror, go watch it. Fantastic practical effects. Neat concept.

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

THE VOID (2016)

Cinematography by Samy Inayeh
Directed by Jeremy Gillespie, Steven Kostanski
Explore more shots in our database: https://t.co/r4wvBG6m1l

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

THE VOID (2016)

Cinematography by Samy Inayeh
Directed by Jeremy Gillespie, Steven Kostanski
Explore more shots in our database: https://t.co/r4wvBG6m1l

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

my dad, @berrybaddude, and LaVar Burton

[bee 😛 @gracelcvr]

OKAY OKAY. THIS IS A TEST.

ur alone in a room with three adult men, but u feel safe. who are those men?

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

This son of a Goldman Sachs banker — literally born sliding into home plate — is calling you lazy.

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

I pay attention the first time I watch it and the next 30 are just a bonus.

[kid disinfectant @SarcasmToSpare]

@actionanderson the cops are gonna bust in and arrest me for wasting 350 hours of my life playing animal crossing because I’m causing the moral decay of america 😔