H: *gives the side-eye when told my niece has a different last name than I do*
Me: Oddly my sister didn't marry a first cousinโฆ so my niece has a different last name. I know that's a difficult concept to grasp in the south.
Me to my cousin: โฆand here's me wondering how many starving children in your area could have been fed with the money your church wasted to rent a CAMEL for a fuckin' live nativity scene.
Getting ready to enjoy a maple pecan pastry.
And I have a snickers ice cream bar on stand by to make the pecan-allergy mouth-itch go away.
Evening well planned.
If ,as you stated in your most recent post, ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐กโ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, then the roof-top pool in Dubai you posted last month must have been a pretty shit experience.