The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan

Insomniac

[️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ 🇦🇷☀️ @IWantToGetOut21]

Los hacen entrenar así porque tienen que aprender a moverse a la altura de su enemigo: los bebés y nenes de menos de 4 años

[Mini Nair @minicnair]

A historically sugar-exporting country now becomes a sugar importing nation.

New India

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

In Latur’s Ausa Taluka, a govt school had brought in children from outside to present them before the media as its own students.

Why the administration is resorting to fraud instead of actually improving the schools?

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

@bhanilaessence lol. Just noticed your new handle.

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

Nyaayena Rajyam….?

[ज़िद्दी नागरिक @ZiddiNaagrik]

A trained horse of Indian Army giving special salute to MoodyG 😂

[Vrinda Grover @vrindagrover]

These tweets are of the newly anointed BJP IT Cell Co Coordinator, Alok Bhatt. (Btw A.Bhatt has deactivated his X account) However the incriminating evidence has been preserved.
Is anyone offended by these words and thoughts?? Is this Abhadra language?
So Modi, RSS and all Uncles, please spare your pious lectures to young women and Betis, on what to say and how to say.
The youth are speaking to you in your favoured language.
A. Bhatt has been rewarded by the PM and BJP for such vile innuendoes.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Laughing at locals worried about their water supply

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Europeans realizing ISIS suddenly started to speak Spainsh after Spain spoke up against "Israel"

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

Should have stuck two peaflowers in the nostrils.

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

Happy Independence Day Deshwasiyo

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

At least 40 girls students fell ill, several fainted after Tiranga Yatra in Deoria district of Uttar Pradesh. They were rushed to hospital for medical attention. The doctors believe that the girls had not eaten anything since morning and were made to walk for long hours in Tiranga Yatra leading to dehydration.

[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

International selection for sale. CM’s order: “Baith jao.”
She won gold. They demanded ₹1.5 lakh. The CM said “Sit down, beta.”

A gold-medal Taekwondo girl stands in front of CM Pushkar Singh Dhami and says the quiet part out loud:
“National gold mila.

International selection
hua. Lekin paise maang rahe the. Isliye nahi ja paayi.”
Hall falls dead silent.

CM’s legendary response?
“Baith jao beta… koi baat nahi.”

No anger.
No immediate action.
No “who asked for money?”

Just the classic Uttarakhand special: Sit down, beta. We’ll order a report.

A young girl risked everything to expose the price of her own dream, and the Chief Minister’s first instinct was to shut her up politely.

This is not governance.
This is the system protecting itself in real time.
₹1.5 lakh for an international jersey.

And the man who runs the state just said “koi baat nahi.”
If this is “double-engine” development, then the engine is running on the dreams of poor athletes.
@pushkardhami
This is the face of your sports policy.
#PushkarDhamiExposed
#UttarakhandCorruption
#SitDownBeta #BJP #Modi
#NaKhaungaNaKhaneDunga

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

“Arreyyyyy!!!

Frankfurt,
Amsterdam,
Manchester,
Leicester,
Munich,
Zurich,
Warsaw,
Paris,
Luxembourg,
London,
Slough,
Eindhoven

Kaisa pahuchenga bhai?”

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Frankfurt.
Amsterdam.
Manchester.
Leicester.
Munich.
Zurich.
Warsaw.
Paris.
Luxembourg.
London.
Slough.
Eindhoven.

Spread the word ✌️♥️✌️♥️✌️♥️

https://t.co/RLMUapotnb

[Kaveri 🇮🇳 @ikaveri]

What kind of devotion is this?

[Democrat @rgian8]

Nice Art ft. 56” 🤏 🐒

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

EXPOSED: The document the Government tried hard to erase.

​On July 28, 2026, SIAM officially warned the Union Govt that Excessive chloride in E20 petrol is actively damaging your vehicles.

​Instead of protecting your hard earned money & your vehicles the govt went after news articles that reported on this SIAM letter.

DOWNLOAD & SAVE THIS LETTER NOW before it gets pulled down again.

​To every politician across party lines: Stand up for the citizens of India today, or admit you don't serve them.

​Team Bharat accepts full responsibility for releasing this suppressed letter. We do not fear the consequences. The truth belongs to the public.
​Jai Hind 🇮🇳

​Tehseen Poonawalla | Founder, Team Bharat

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

Is that Suhel Seth?

[Akhilesh Yadav @yadavakhilesh]

विवाह समारोह

[Saniya @ragebait_krungi]

Nithanol blendkari cannot deny this.

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

In Maharashtra, 83,000 square feet of reserved forests, mangroves handed over to Adani.

[The islamic republic of Hindu sino-Japan @Sarcasmacus]

Now I can’t wait for him to put it up.

[Apurva M Asrani @Apurvasrani]

I went to watch stand up comic Kunal Kamra live for the first time yesterday, at a small underground venue in Bengaluru.

Several of his ‘Standing Up’ shows in another Bengaluru locality had been cancelled after right-wing groups threatened to disrupt them, and the shows were moved to this venue. When we arrived, there were about nine policemen stationed outside. We had to hand over our IDs so that, in case anyone created a ruckus, the police would have the details of everyone inside.

It felt strangely like walking into a potential danger zone just to watch a stand-up show.

And yet, the police in this Congress-ruled state were not there to stop the comedian (for a change). They were there to protect him and us and our right to laugh.

I had expected Kunal to be a little cocky. Perhaps a comedian who had been through as much as he has would develop a certain swagger, a sense of being above the rest of us. But that wasn’t what I saw at all. He was incredibly human.

He spoke hilariously about a venue being broken down by Shiv Sainiks in Mumbai, about being repeatedly summoned and harassed after speaking about Maharashtra Deputy Chief Minister Eknath Shinde, and about the extraordinary machinery that seems to swing into action when a comedian says something powerful people don’t like.

But there was no false bravado in the way he told these stories. There was vulnerability. There was self-deprecation. There was storytelling and insight alongside the gags and one-liners.

There was no bitterness in him. No vindictiveness. He is a man who simply believes that he has a right to speak, and that nobody has the right to take that away from him.

Kunal did not allow any video recording of the performance. There is still a very real fear that a stray clip can be taken out of context, go viral and invite an endless cycle of outrage, threats and lawsuits. Unlike comedians with enormous commercial ecosystems (he mentioned Samay Raina) around them, Kunal doesn’t have the luxury of a battery of lawyers at his beck n call. Also, a recording doesn’t just expose the comedian. It can expose everyone who laughed in that room to a completely different kind of backlash.

Later, backstage, I met Kunal and the wonderful Shyam Rangeela, who did an absolutely hilarious act as Prime Minister Modi. There was also an interview between Kunal and Shyam’s Modi that I won’t reveal here. You really should watch the show to see it. All I will say is that it felt strangely satisfying to see ‘Modiji’ finally answer questions from the public.

I also told Kunal something that had struck me during the evening. Before 2014, we were used to laughing at our political leaders.

Manmohan Singh was mocked. Rajiv Gandhi was mocked. V. P. Singh was mocked. Lalu Prasad Yadav was mocked. Television satire regularly lampooned our politicians. We had caricatures, spoofs, political cartoons and comedy shows that treated even the most powerful people in the country as fair game.

Nobody seemed to think that laughing at a Prime Minister or Chief Minister was an act of treason.

Somewhere between 2014 and 2026, we seem to have developed a fear of even laughing at power.

And yesterday, in that tiny Bangalore room, I realised how much we have missed it. Because for 100 minutes, 100 people laughed freely.

And perhaps that is why protecting comedians like @kunalkamra88 and @ShyamRangeela matters.

They remind us that powerful people are not beyond laughter, and that we, the public, actually hold the power.