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[Sarcasm Industry @Sarcasmindustry]

‘Accha’ is the second most irritating replies, ‘Hmmm’ still remains the first 🙂

[Srishti Pandey @srishtayyyy]

God takes the best things, doubles it and passes it to Dua Lipa

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Me vs summer season, call it Heated Rivalry

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You are born twice. Once when you are born. And the other when you experience summers in Delhi

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Did no one at Lux notice that this looks like a sanitary pad 😭

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roti, kapda aur japan trip

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Hantavirus will reach Instagram at the speed of Internet explorer

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Who is vijay and what do you mean he can do telepathy

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Isha Aam-bani

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Life is a party but mere exams chal rahe hain

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You can hear this image

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The tissue box showing up with my order is the kind of thoughtful I didn't know I needed 😭

[Srishti Pandey @srishtayyyy]

Power moves. Smart planning. National pride 🇮🇳🔥
Ranneeti: Balakot & Beyond teaches us never to give up 💪
Our Men in Blue know this for #IndvPakOnJioHotstar
#WinnersWatchlist #JeetKaMaholOnJioHotstar
Few hours until we create another epic chapter 📖

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People we meet on vacation

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@shubhansh1504 Ananya :Pandey 😹

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

Varun :Dhawan

[Srishti Pandey @srishtayyyy]

being desi is the ability to recognise any Honey Singh song within 3 seconds

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Wish I could shring-bhring-sarvaling-bhoot-bhavishya-vartamaan-badaling out of life

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The only AI I’m interested in is Adrak and Ilaichi in my chai

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Ok so I tested with small order first and it worked so then I went all in, now waiting to see if I get lucky with gifts fingers crossed 🤞🏻

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Met Messi in Delhi