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I rarely take anything seriously. I do love to flirt, but I'm not going to fall in love with you. A light lust perhaps. I'm the Pied Piper of bot followers. Ugh

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Orgasms are the exception to the "Law of Diminishing Returns" #econjokes

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@mideysmith A blood draw

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I will never tired of seeing a woman in a sundress

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@mollyringwurm17 That’s rough my friend. I wish you could if that’s what you want.

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I think adult toy companies missed a golden opportunity not calling butt plugs “Man hole covers.”

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@CeraGibson That's a brilliant photograph.

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@F0ODHub Chocolate milkshake so I can dip the fries.

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@Scorpio_Karen18 When I was younger, I was into Lynchburg lemonades. Now I’m older and my tastes have changed. But I don’t drink as much either.

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@Scorpio_Karen18 Fucking love that song.

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@Dea_rMen It needs more art. Otherwise, yes

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@holdem5180 @braves2430 I’ve never had a hot dog. Let alone a corn dog.

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@Scorpio_Karen18 My daughter needs one of those for her ranch. Did you purchase it online? Link?

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@Scorpio_Karen18 I remember when my mom signed up for belly dancing classes. At the time, I thought it was for her to keep in shape. I found out later that all of her lady friends were doing it to improve their sex lives. 😂

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@ChiChiGreenblat @GigglesIsBack Which mess is that? I’ve lost count.

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@ChiChiGreenblat Can confirm

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@Scorpio_Karen18 Have you ever made a dessert glaze with your marmalade? I’m trying to find a recipe to top a cake with.

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Can confirm

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.

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@BlankExpressio1 @VexingVixxen That’s impressive! I have a friend who would be an ecstatic to have that artwork on her.

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@DinoJ9877 Who is the brunette?