sarcastic canadian ☘️

Non-partisan in politics, yellow ftw!

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Did @FiveGuysCanada stop doing bag fries? Last two times I’ve gotten lunch here there was no bag fries…

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @MileyCyrus why did you do a 20th anniversary special and not invite @EmilyOsment and Mitchell and Jason Earles??

I really expected at least Emily to show up!

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

This is on the Apple TV app. @netflix

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @Netflix_CA whenever I have a commercial come up during a show, after the commercial the sound and video are out of sync. Pausing it briefly causes it to resync but it’s a nuisance.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @VirginPlus don’t fucking spam me with advertising calls. I ditched bell originally because I was getting multiple calls from them trying to sell me crap.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

@WUTangKids It’s because it’s 3 women, 2 of them aren’t skinny and none of them are younger in catsuits or short skirts.

Also none of them would ever even consider being with him.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @cogecohelps just an fyi your epico boxes suck. You should count Apple TV 4Ks as epico boxes so they don’t use up device limits since they can actually run your epico app better than your boxes can.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Why does the Klingon have such a weird voice?

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

So apparently the Federation turned into the United States during the burn @StarTrek

14 years for a single mother roped into a theft?

Already another reason not to like nutrek

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY COW: In footage Republicans don’t want you to see, Jack Smith confirms Donald Trump was the CAUSE of January 6.

They released it on New Year’s Eve to bury it. Let’s get it everywhere.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @cogecohelps these shitty EPICO boxes are absolute shit, why would you replace a system that worked with a shitty android box that doesn’t work?

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Hey @CraveTVHelp you took what was already a crappy interface and changed it out for a horrid interface THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK.

At this point just sell your catalog to Disney because this partnership with prime is ruining whatever’s left of your shitty reputation

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

@simonmaechling Gotta be careful around that dangerous chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide! Killed millions if not billions!

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

@AshenOneVI For example, Pokémon go rocket balloons scale with your level, this works well otherwise would be too hard for low level or too easy for top level.

But in a game like WoW, riding through low levels shouldn’t be a worry. And it would be fun to do Karazhan scaled to current levels

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

@AshenOneVI The concept has its place to scale say random spawned encounters with your level, but rewards also need to increase. General world encounters should be specific levels and shouldn’t scale.

At the same time previous end game should have the option to scale for modern rewards.

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Just finished watching #HappyGilmore2 with @AdamSandler it was hilarious, especially as my niece is currently hoping to get money for dance school!

[Glen E. McGregor @glen_mcgregor]

This was a few days into convoy…

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

One movie in and we already have two actors constant shared between the MCU and DCU! Or did I miss some?

Both of them having played multiple characters in the MCU!

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

Just saw @JamesGunn’s @Superman and it was awesome!

James actually gets the character!

Was that Tom Welling though??

[sarcastic canadian ☘️ @SarcasticCan]

So I went to @MetrocanadaSCS to grab some bottled water.

But they were out of my water, know what they did have? 4 skids worth of beer filling up the drink aisle where they used to have water. I hope the beer goes bad!