The Sarcastic Jew

Someone is thinking it, I'm saying it. But it's ok, I can say it, I'm Jewish. Also #StarWars, #BostonSports, #America 🇺🇸

[The Sarcastic Jew @SarcasticJew]

This is the third afternoon in a row where @Xfinity internet has been out for hours. Can’t wait until the contract expires so I can leave the crappy internet they provide. All my neighbors have @ATT and they don’t have issues.

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@DawgFan8019 @Lana @TomBrady 28-3 Bitch

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@AdobeExpCloud just finished filling out my FF roster for Hack the Huddle using Adobe’s Analytics tool, pretty awesome for a nerd like me! #AdobeAnalytics #contest

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@ESPNFantasy still has Trey Burton listed as healthy 20 min before game time. @YahooFantasy has their 💩 together and has had this updated for awhile now #NFLKickoff #FantasyFootball

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@Jerry_Remy Chavis does that shoulder dip to get his necklace back up front. @NESN @RedSox

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@YahooFantasy why are the stats for the continued game between the @Mets and @Cardinals not showing up? Jordan Hicks should have a save but nothing. The updates tab even talks about it.

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@1776Stonewall Anyone who voted for GW doesn't actually know anything about him as a general. Guarantee it's just, "valley forge and he was the first president!"

[MLB @MLB]

Good luck against this guy. 🔥 🔥 🔥

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@ScandalWines @CNN One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...

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@CNN So are you demonizing the remaining 699 students for not being "brave" or "courageous"? If he wants to walk out, fine; but if others don't want to then that's their choice as well. Deal with it.

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@alibearbeads @Sassamatass @eastversewest @tntDVM @CNN You must be referring to the Democrat, FDR. And enforcing an immigration law is not the same as rounding up and killing millions of people because of their religion.

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Name one right a black man doesn't have that a gun has. https://t.co/VzbcQvZVUJ

[Dave is Fighting #Cancer @WhenIs2001]

"As a black boy, I just hope that 1 day, I have as many rights as a gun." #NationalWalkoutDay #NationalStudentWalkout #NationalSchoolWalkout

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@1776Stonewall Yes, how dare he have an opinion of his own that differs with the party.

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@CNN "I want basketball players to look around their team and say, 'Oh look, there's a lot of black men here. Let's change this." Sounds pretty racist doesn't it? How about the best individual for the job gets hired? Race and gender shouldn't matter.

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@CNN @CillizzaCNN Good to know @CNN only judges people by sex and race.

[SWNN @StarWarsNewsNet]

Which future #StarWars projects are you anticipating the most?
Please vote and re-tweet! Thank you. :)

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@TulsiGabbard This (or technology like this) will eventually be cheaper than paying someone $15/hr https://t.co/ACAZrojMw8

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@DamienQuentin1 @TulsiGabbard 🇺🇸🇮🇱

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Add your name to my petition calling for direct talks with North Korea: https://t.co/3ahI5l5rYa