Sarcastic Robot

Robots have souls, too. Mine is dead.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Republicans already made the largest cut to Medicaid in history and are kicking 17 million Americans off their health care.

Now they’re causing premiums to double for more than 20 million Americans.

Any “deal” that fails to protect health care and extend the Affordable Care Act tax credits is a HELL NO. A pinky promise on a later vote is a joke.

Any Democrat who votes for this is betraying the people they represent. They’re not fooling anyone.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Loving women is gay. Being attracted to women is gay. Enjoying concentual sex with women is gay.

Is anything straight anymore?

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@SickosCommittee This should be the primetime national game.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They called him a secret homophobic rapist terrorist animal for three months straight. He was more gracious than anyone else on the planet would have been

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

This map is highly misleading. This is America. Votes don't influence policy.

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@WorldWideWob Is 10/10 even possible!?

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@PlayoffBoundNYK It truly is the opposite of the Thibs era.

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@PaulTassi If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be streaming Mario and Luigi: Brothership while screaming “I run the streets!”

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

There it is

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@ShaxNBA Tom Thibodeau didn’t even need 4 games!! (Do not fact check this).

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

The Washington Post review - evisceration - of @K_JeanPierre’s new book is art.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.

And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.

No more.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Complaining about things in America is literally your entire fucking career

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

He’s talking to every 3&D wing that’s on his level

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

The NBA is about to be dominated for the foreseeable future by a French guy who just spent a summer in China honing his powers. It really is the American century of humiliation

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

NEW SEASON, LETS GOOOOO

[Grace @gracecamille_]

hearing zohran speak after years of presidents with full blown dementia who can’t complete a full sentence feels like i am being electrocuted

[Sarcastic Robot @SarcasticRobot]

@SickosCommittee Is this… is this a Trumpy reference? Because yeah, he does kind of look like that.