Terris Del Mar

Lana's Lover. Beyoncé's Understudy. Father to Nicki's sons. ENTJ. He|Him|His. 5'12". 🦥

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@ThatsQueenBritt @MJFINESSELOVER No one can top Debra Wilson 😮‍💨

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Correction: Over 20 mins.

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It’s the middle of the day on a Saturday and in 10+ mins neither direction has the @septa MFL arrived…

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https://t.co/t1Nw0t1GAI

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I swear Gwen Stefani’s Rich Girl sampled MarioKart’s Dry Dry Desert

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL On another note, will the BSL and MFL ever have features that tell you when the next train is arriving (as pictured with the Norristown HSL)? Knowing the scheduled times means little if there are delays.

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Septa BSL: you miss one train because it came too early so naturally while you’re waiting the next one is 5 mins late or doesn’t come at all

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I know TikTok must be going down because I ain’t seen an ad ALL DAY

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@TinaWitDaChoppa @Mr_Everythng Came here to say the same damn thing 😭

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@momoliciouslyy @_oedipussy Ominous ass post. This tweet reads like the book of revelations lolol

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL any word on the eastbound MFL?

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@momoliciouslyy Pessimistic hoe

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I will leave my drink unattended before I bring it into the bar bathroom

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Now you can’t block ads anymore 🙄

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😮‍💨 Light work

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@KoolSuh Incendies (2011)

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😮‍💨 Light work

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I will Venmo $5 to whomever (¿) guesses closest to how many Twitter account I have blocked. 24 hours.

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After 7 long months, I have access to my account again 😩

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@momoliciouslyy That’s Mother Theresa to you

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@momoliciouslyy you look different here

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Chris Evans and Alba Baptista got married in an intimate ceremony over the weekend.

(https://t.co/6Jf402JXkP)