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Mahadev 🔱❣️

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Jin ladkiyon ki bina lift k 3rd floor tk jane me maut aa jati hai,
Ab wo bhi chahti hai koi unke liye empire building pe chadh jaaye...

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Ab to 4 logon ki bhi mujhse fatne lagi hai

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जानी पहचानी राहें हैं ये तो वही पुराना सफर लगता है,
खैर छोड़ो रहने दो अब मुझे प्रेम से डर लगता है ।।

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Kuch log bs narak me isliye jayenge kyun ki unhone kisi ki tirri band ki thi

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Sb log july ki story to ese lga rhe hein jese july nhi nayi lugai aa gyi hai

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Handsome...

Bht jyada handsome...

Black shirt me londe...!!

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Meri safalta ki Sidhi jisne bhi churai hai wapas kar do bhai

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Din to gujar gaya,
ab raat apni aukaat dikhayegi..!!

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Mere sapnon ki raani tu wahin ruk main khud aa rha hu....

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मन तो कब का हार चुका है माधव,
परंतु रणभूमि छोड़ूंगा तो कायर कहलाऊंगा

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Bechara banne se achha harami ban jao...

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Zindagi me bahut paap kiye par kabhi kisi se 370 Rupaye ka hisaab nhi liya...

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Wo ek sawari kya utari,
Main bhari hui train me akela ho gya...!!

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Gt walo ese hi khelna tha to RR ko hi aane dete final me...

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Aaj vaibhav ko out karke to SRH walo ko bhi dukh hua hoga...!!

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Sharabi bure nhi hote na hi sharab hoti hai,
Lat jue ki sabse kharab hoti hai..!!

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शिव समा रहे मुझमे और मैं शून्य हो रहा हूं 🔱🥀

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Sorry modi ji,
Main hi chutiya tha jo use dairy milk diya karta tha

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Rishta to Tut gya na,
Galat koi bhi ho kya fark padta hai...

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Text inko koi karta nhi,

Or karni hai saalo ko love marriage...