i'm cake

Mera na sense of humour bohot achcha hai. Aapko dheere dheere pata chal jayega.

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

When society aunty sees me with a boy: https://t.co/E1w99o0jiW

[Sarva @SarvaScripts]

Oh hoe

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

@SarvaScripts Kuch bhi

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

[alina 🇪🇸 @90sAlinaa]

one national award for jawan, justice for all the roles they ignored.

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

Need to watch The summer i turned pretty before I watch it all on twitter.

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

‘FLEABAG’ premiered 9 years ago today and it hasn't passed yet.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The human mind is incredible….I logically know that I always feel better after working out, I never regret doing it & always regret skipping it, & yet I spend the half hour before the workout acting like I am preparing to be publicly executed.

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

Why am I only now realising that the last scene of 'Mene Pyaar Kyu Kiya' is a copy of the friends episode where Phoebe and Ross try and convince Rachel to get off the plane 😭😭😭😭😭

[grace @hvmestarr]

STOP I THOUGHT IT WAS FAMILIAR 😭😭

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

@SarvaScripts Why not

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

13 yo me would absolutely freak out if she got to know Louis Tomlinson is in India to perform.

[i'm cake @Sarcastically7]

The epilogue of 'The forest of enchantments' has done something to me, in a way when you put down a book and you feel that it's slowly changing you. I think i might just re-read the epilogue a few times, it has been written so beautifully and is now forever etched in my heart.

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

Kohli bc sunday ko retire mat ho jana bhnchodddd maine coma me chale jana hai

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

"Cake and pasta are full of empty calories"
Have you considered that they’re also full of love and joy

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

missing the spotify heart i hate the stupid plus it does Not reflect how i feel about music!!

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

i’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter

[αdil @ixadilx]

what a flex.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

NORMALIZE STILL SLEEPING WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL NO MATTER WHAT AGE U ARE

[क @stonksqween]

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