Sarcaticus

Smiter of Stereotypes, Filmmaker, Professional Gallivanter.

[Sarcaticus @Sarcaticus]

@bennyjohnson How could anyone hate this guy?

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

My bank froze my account for 'suspicious pattern of small deposits'

i had to explain to a fraud analyst that a program sends me $40 eighty times a day - roughly $3,200 daily

she put me on hold for nineteen minutes

the bot runs on polymarket's 5-minute crypto markets

eth up or down, btc up or down, new market every 5 minutes, 24/7

it connects via websocket to polymarket's CLOB, builds a fair value estimate, and fires gasless L2 orders on polygon whenever it finds mispricing above 6%

→ 80+ trades a day
→ average profit per trade: ~$40
→ profits auto-redeem to USDC
→ USDC bridges to my bank as ACH deposits

banks flag anything that looks like structuring

4.1 million suspicious activity reports were filed in 2025 alone

my account had 80 identical deposits hitting every single day

to the fraud algorithm i looked like a money launderer

the analyst asked me three times to explain what a "prediction market" was

i said "it's like if a stock and a sports bet had a baby and it lives on a blockchain"

silence

then she asked if i had documentation

i sent her a csv export with 17,000 trades timestamped to the millisecond

she unfroze the account, then told me i should "consider consolidating my deposits"

the bot doesn't know how to consolidate - it just wakes up every 5 minutes, finds edge, and sends me $40

i'm not changing a thing

the next SAR flag is her problem not mine

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Trade'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

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@VidrushAI Vidrush, Thank You!

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@VidrushAI @threadreaderapp unroll

[Gery Sevege @staceyjewel29]

@elicalebon https://t.co/YBkQ4UURr4

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@healthnutritipz Yes

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@elonmusk That's exactly how people in the former Soviet Union thought and still think today. I used to live there.

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@sulackpete EMAIL please.

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@LoriMills4CA42 I agree 100%!

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Anyone got an invite for @producer_ai?

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@davidfigeira AI

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Is he literally watching his back?

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

The newest leader of Hamas.

Taher Al Nunu.

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@AOC ... in Florida.

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@JeanneIves Obviously, Durbin still has a problem with reading and comprehension.

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She could be potentially 1% right, maybe, maybe. But the fact is, absolutely nobody watches CNN.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Dana Bash is very triggered over Trump calling out Fake News CNN at his NATO presser.

"He is trying to manipulate the conversation!"

Trump once again puts the propaganda press on their heels.

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@ByronYork Let's say he did crash the economy. Is there any kind of elections in the next year?

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@WesternLensman How could anyone truly believe taxpayer-funded government media?

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@bennyjohnson Never underestimate Trump.

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@atensnut I've never seen him like this before. He seems like a man on a mission these days. Very impressive.

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@ResisttheMS Isn't this already happening?