Thread Pirate Wesley

We as a society need to come together, and decide on a standard sarcasm punctuation.

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I really miss https://t.co/v0Kgc7tWr4 just so you know @sirjohnhargrave and I have a reminder every time the domain name is about to expire to try and grab it. I was doing some deep cleaning and came across these.

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@VerizonSupport I'm about to go on a grippy sock vacation, and I'd like proof of his recognition if indint see it by hospital stay or don't see proof Pau has as a rewuee raise I'm going to @TMobile

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@joehills I was wondering and planning on taking the exact course of action you are.

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@VysenaStudios The first mission escortin the guy out is broken he doesn't follow just moves back and forth

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@elonmusk So instead of being verified, Twatter is now pay to win. Next Musk will have micro transactions worked into the mix also I am betting.

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@seether https://t.co/4unjwjqgzU

My bro Chris is in trouble, you guys are his favorite band and your music alone has gotten him through some really hard times, but your music isn't enough to help with this bad situation. Please help me spread the word. Thanks

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@famouslastwords my bro is a huge fan and needs help. Could you just help me spread the word?

https://t.co/wv50tbnG6L

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@LittleMsNasty my best bro in the whole world needs help. It would mean the world to me if you would maybe help spread the word.

https://t.co/wv50tbnG6L

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@thebandred
My bro loves your music, could you help spread the word? He needs help.

https://t.co/wv50tbnG6L

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@IllidgeMax my bro who is a huge fan needs help. All I am asking is help spreading the word.

https://t.co/wv50tbnG6L

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@SetItOff my best friend is a fan and he needs help. Could you spread the word?

https://t.co/BtlHaPA04v

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@nothingmorerock my brother is in a bad situation and I am just asking you to spread the word.

https://t.co/BtlHaPR36v

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@LMTF my bro who is a huge fan is a a bad way and I am trying to spread the word to get him help, would you mind helping me spread the word?

https://t.co/BtlHaPR36v

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@throwthefightMN if you could maybe help spread the word. A fan in need is in trouble.

https://t.co/BtlHaPR36v

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@SavingAbel one of your fans is in dire straits and I am asking if you could help spread the word.

https://t.co/BtlHaPA04v

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@FFDP
My best bro Chris is in need of some major help, could you guys help spread the word? He is one of your biggest fans.

https://t.co/BtlHaPA04v

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@redjumpsuit my bro Chris is a huge fan, and he needs help immediately. Could you guys maybe help spread the word?

https://t.co/BtlHaPA04v

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@elonmusk became a villian in my eye when his StarLink satalites started fucking up the night sky and marring astronomy photos.

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@CabbageCaptain Are you the guy from the old Captain Cabbage from Facebook?

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@DaRoyalSaif @DominikStola @FortniteStatus Well, they're tanks are being taken away by farmers with tractors, so....