Sardine Theory

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@Advocate_LH @corbydavidson @dfwticket @TheHardline3to7 @VectorBrewing Isn’t Bob on vacation?

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@junior_miller @CityOfDallas Happens WAY too much! Right where we ride bicycles! That is SO ridiculous!

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@junior_miller Fringe Sports Alert!

[ADN Iditarod @ADNIditarod]

4x Iditarod champion Dallas Seavey had the checkpoint at McGrath to himself for 90 minutes.

First, he got swabbed for a COVID test. Then came the chores, like yanking off dozens of frozen dog booties.

Later: a three-course feast for his team.
https://t.co/z62mhkxWvy

[Sardine Theory @Sardine_Theory]

@junior_miller Yes, I remember these. #courage

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@picturesofdives Bar from Born on the 4th of July

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@junior_miller SO generic!

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“Yeah......”.....

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Jets have fired defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, per sources.

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@corbydavidson “Cobby”?

[KLTV 7 @KLTV7]

Deer decoy ‘Corby’ catches night hunter’s eye. https://t.co/sHZbZApnaB

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@Ben_Sandifer @DallasPD I noticed lots of glass from vehicle windows at White Rock Lake today, at the bath house lot and near Mockingbird

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@GordoSnodgrass @dfwticket @SportsSturm I hope someone posts up a link to this I can share with someone that could use a good laugh!

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@GeorgeDunham check out this doc on Amazon Prime https://t.co/5S7Zf2CYo7

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Cleaning out the fridge only counts as squared away if you remove all shelves and drawers and wash them @junior_miller

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“Aw Mike”....

[Mike Rhyner @theoldgreywolf]

So...is that it for me today?...maybe...maybe not

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@badkaratemovie I’m on delay. Did he make good for @corbydavidson saying McShan flooring multiple times? #ebrake

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@timmytyper 70” TVs

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@SixthFlrMuseum @gordonkeith

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@dfwticket @TroyAikman @Buck As Troy if flyovers are done, you know... like buffets.

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@ACcycling @SaMcDuff @junior_miller your place?

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@JudgeClayJ @LalobeP Unbelievable. I guess we are no longer on “red” on his chart

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m just looking forward to not having to respond STOP to all these text messages.