John McClane. Parody.

Detective in the NYPD. Married to @FatalCop. #Parody #BoneHead (Die Hard Marvel RP/AU/MC21+)

[John McClane. Parody. @SardonicCop]

"Yippee ki yay."
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🔫 John McClane
🔫 NYPD Detective
🔫 Married to @FatalCop
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[John McClane. Parody. @SardonicCop]

@FatalCop @FatalEnchant > and @YouMewlinQuim with some giant looking blue ice guys.] Here goes the fun.

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@FatalCop > never be sure with the enemies the Starks have. I nodded as well at Happy before speaking again to my wife.] Yeah Christmas is a real fun time a year for us babe. [I let out a chuckle before hearing ab explosion. In the corner of the building I saw @FatalEnchant >

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@FatalCop Beautiful babe.

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@FatalCop

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@FatalCop

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@FatalCop You're welcome baby girl.

[John McClane. Parody. @SardonicCop]

Follow my sexy wife.

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@FatalCop Yippie Kai Yay baby girl.

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@FatalCop

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@FatalCop Mmm love it when ya talk like that to me baby girl.

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@FatalCop

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@FatalCop @TopHatGuns @OfRoseNGuns @HuntersAllure @RadiantHunts @WaywardEntice @PieNHunts @BigDadBaby @CrayLilMama @AlluringRecords @CutieLilCharlie @ConfusedAllure @VibeNGuitars @MischievousIron @RadiantMischief @ShootingThrill @WidowsMarvel @EcstaticElf @ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @PimpinHawkeye @WidowPimptress @SluttyYodaPimp @AngelicTrench @HuntsForPie @RadiantFaePie @FaeRadiance @HuntsDemons @GunsNPie @FaerieNPies @BedeviledHunter @HuntingIdjits > Santa looks like John Jr's boss.

[John McClane. Parody. @SardonicCop]

@FatalCop @TopHatGuns @OfRoseNGuns @HuntersAllure @RadiantHunts @WaywardEntice @PieNHunts @BigDadBaby @CrayLilMama @AlluringRecords @CutieLilCharlie @ConfusedAllure @VibeNGuitars @MischievousIron @RadiantMischief @ShootingThrill @WidowsMarvel @EcstaticElf @ElfRadiance @JollyOlKringle @RadiantMsClaus @AlfheimElven @AlfheimRadiant @ImmortalKringle @RadiantYule @PimpinHawkeye @WidowPimptress @SluttyYodaPimp @AngelicTrench @HuntsForPie @RadiantFaePie @FaeRadiance @HuntsDemons @GunsNPie @FaerieNPies @BedeviledHunter @HuntingIdjits > Alright I'll be there soon baby. [Gets in my undercover Ford Crown Victoria. Hauls ass to the address you gave me. When I got there it was like some weird random Christmas party. I went over to you to calm you down some.] Easy baby. I think these are good guys. That one >