Hamlet of Melnibone

Network Engineer. Married father of two daughters ages 8 and 11. Hoping to prevent Fox News and the GOP from destroying our democracy. Vote Blue 2022 🌊🌊🌊

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

I have no interest in lining the pockets of a scumbag like Elon Musk. I’ve got better things to do with my time anyway. Bye.

[Dan Froomkin (PressWatchers.org) @froomkin]

Why has no news organization run a major story saying "Republicans Have No Plausible Plan to Reduce Inflation".

I mean seriously.

[Jürgen "jkr" Kraus @jkr_on_the_web]

World views. #cartoon

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@4Yourinformati3 Dr. Detroit

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Members of the Face-Eating Leopards Party surprised to discovered leopards eating their face.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@JoJoFromJerz I feel like there should be an exception for mocking Trump if he has one.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@Lancegooden Your vote to throw out the election marks you as a traitor to this country @Lancegooden Resign

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

You looked the other way when teenagers were raped. We don’t need your crime takes.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@MarksMus1ngs Even people who like the horror genre are pretty much all tired of the jump scare. It’s the laziest horror device out there.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@andyholloway I’ve come to accept that rationality is generally a fantasy.

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

“Ok so we voted to fix that dang pothole on Elm. Up next on the city council’s agenda: Should Jennifer survive her ectopic pregnancy?”

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

My online instructor bears a striking resemblance to Peter Schiff. Even his voice sounds similar. I'm hoping I don't end the week by converting all of my assets to gold.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

Taking an online training class is harder when you have a contractor removing some trees and your dog is barking at them.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@Lancegooden Your vote to throw out the election marks you as a traitor to this country @Lancegooden Resign

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@TheFFBallers Has anyone looked at the rest of season schedule for the Eagles Defense? They look like you can just set and forget them after their bye.

[Minnesota Man @MinnesotaMan22]

This is seriously creepy stuff. Everyone should make no mistake- if the Republicans win majorities of any kind this year, you can expect this kind of lawlessness.

If you want law and order, reject the GOP because it's a pack of criminals just waiting to abuse their power.

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

We have an obnoxious parent at flag football for the 1st time this season. His wife/girlfriend had to settle him down. I'm assuming that she explained that there was no path to the NFL from the 6th-8th grade casual flag football league 😀

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@andyholloway I'm a little disappointed. I was enjoying your suffering 😀

[Hamlet of Melnibone @SardonicDem]

@Lancegooden Your vote to throw out the election marks you as a traitor to this country @Lancegooden Resign

[William Buecker @wcbuecker]

@kevinwitvliet00 @SoosLorene Elmo is more masculine than Tucker Carlson