Jeff Reys

New Yorker, #lgbt, #Democrat, atheist, lyricist (#bmi). Sometimes I tell jokes.

[Jeff Reys @SardonicJeff]

@WendyLiebman I hope I don't have to expain that one heart shaped love symbol 💘

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@WendyLiebman I once got straight A's but only in the bathrooms...

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@RpsAgainstTrump Dumbest. But, his corruption polluted his presidency.

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@IamVanko @DeadbyDaylight We EARNED those crowns with work and perseverance. If they're just going to give away cosmetics later, I don't see a reason to keep playing other than to login, type a code and shut it down. That'll be the extent of my participation in your game from now on, @DeadbyDaylight.

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@DeadbyDaylight I really dislike this. People who rightfully earned past "crowns" (halos) at this point should remain exclusive.

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Something weird just happened. A 20-something woman just rang my doorbell and, when I opened the door she asked, "Henry?" Apparently, an app hookup with the wrong address. Told her to contact him, wished her luck and, scream loud if anything goes wrong. #KeepSafeOnApps

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@Baltatao @leaksbydaylight That's what I'm sayin' dude. Fuk this game now, @DeadbyDaylight

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@dappadanman I hope you're getting help with the movie.

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@dappadanman did you watch the movie I recommend? I promise you... I 👏promise👏you👏it is good.

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Noah Cappe is kinda cute on #CarnivalEats @CookingChannel.

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@dappadanman Ignore this. I was trolling. The last tweet is more important. About the movie. ily.

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@dappadanman https://t.co/5mS051X0d8

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@dappadanman This is colorized and high res. It's an amazing, almost documentary style film. No central love story, no outrageous special effects. Just the story and the sinking happens pretty quickly, about 30 minutes in. Titanic buffs rave about it. https://t.co/m4XMsKjuLg

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I want to watch "Victims" some day but Dirk Bogarde just irritates me. I explained why previously. #TCM #TCMParty #Victims #DirkBogarde #JudyGarland

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@Will_Donnelly my cat was listed as "frost." i wanted something similar but unique to me so I learned his personality and seemed bossy so I chose Sossy.

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Meh, not into the remote cam chat with a rando, Dave. #TheChildrenshour #TCM #TCMParty #SaveTCM

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@BoyGeorge It's only words. And words are all I have. To take your heart away.

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I kind of feel sorry for Mrs. Tillford. Fay Bainter is marvelous. #TheChildrensHour #TCM #TCMParty #SaveTCM

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*Play, not book.

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I don't believe Shirley didn't know what she was doing in #TheChildrensHour. It's clear in the book. It's constantly hinted at in the film. I think her commentary in #TheCelluloidCloset is b.s. #TCM #TCMParty #SaveTCM #ShirleyMcClain