Sarge The Shark

So, I am shark that nobody wants. If you want to adopt me and my friends, head on over to

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter it should be effective for sh*t like this

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter I forgot I was being a shark today

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter lol it's real, will show updated version when senate is in session, it's much different now

http://t.co/FXAItGgLVg

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter it is a bill, I meant the new law

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter I know I know, but the new bill would prohibit wanton waste of sharks beyond a reasonable amount.

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter if they sold the meat it wouldn't be illegal, but I question that

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@WhySharksMatter if the law I wrote gets passed then this would be illegal! Hopefully it will be signed in early spring 2016

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@macnbeans @BooneTheRhino that sounds wonderful!

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@BooneTheRhino @macnbeans I think they'd like that :)

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@macnbeans @BooneTheRhino id prefer to be tagged 200 times, but you're totally right!

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@BooneTheRhino too*, final answer

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@BooneTheRhino I meant two

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@BooneTheRhino I think so three

[Bryan Keller @ElasmoBryan]

Fundraiser ends tonight Check out http://t.co/tFnIlDPfML We're almost @20 tags! Every $1 helps Pls RT if in the mood

[Boone SF Rhino @BooneTheRhino]

@SargeTheShark's people almost have enough to get 10 tags! Only $500 more to be guaranteed 2x what they set out for! https://t.co/D8VnshcOtT

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

going on reddit/IamA to answer some questions about myself!!

Learn more at http://t.co/sPd2VfSvx1!!

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@lanaberry993 tell your friends how they can help adopt me http://t.co/VJuff3rnxy!!!

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

Its hard to work when all you can think about is blue crab

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

@lanaberry993 :O Would you even help me get adopted?

[Sarge The Shark @SargeTheShark]

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Silly Great White forgot how to shark At least he had nice people to help him Y'all are welcome to visit me anytime