Kwak

Local dumbass
because SargentDerp was taken

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

This soon to be former member of Congress does not understand that the studies refer to TRANSGENIC mice.

Not turning mice transgender.

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

Friendly reminder to check in on your friends every now and then, you never know how lonely someone can be..

There will be signs

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭

[NRG skuba @skubacs]

@leaf_cs Delete

[TenZ @TenZOfficial]

🤫

(couldn’t stop myself from smiling standing with such a goated team)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

WAKE TF UP

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering all NBA refs free LASIK…

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

w⚓️ is so innovative omg

[Compete TFT @CompeteTFT]

YOUR AMER ANIMA CUP CHAMPION: @k3soju 🏆

[FLY Gryffinn @gryffinn]

I received some shocking news this week.

I tested positive for gonorrhea.

The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.

Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.

[Kwak @SargentDerp]

JUST GO WILT ITS TOO EZ

[Hiromi Higuruma @GreatestLawyer1]

Am I a good lawyer

[Fadel 🇩🇴🇱🇧 @ThaJawDropper]

#JusticeForThisGuy

[lune @fakerized]

💸 If someone was walking down the street and went, “Oh, Faker!” then accidentally tripped and pulled your pants down, would you pull your pants up first or help the fan get up first?

🐈‍⬛ Thank you!
🐈‍⬛ Hmm… that’s a tough question…

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

"You get regular rebounds. I get rebounds that break teams" is a fuckin' bar.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.