Durag McMahon

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[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Perez I need you to supply Bellingham with all the Viagra in the world. Rock solid performance from him.

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Get rid of Silver goddamn

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The NBA is implementing a "one free-throw" rule during Summer League. If a player is fouled while shooting, they'll get one free-throw, and it'll count for all the points they were attempting.

So yes, if they're fouled on a three, they'll shoot one free-throw, worth 3 points.

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

A kid I was reffing today asked if I was Somali, I almost carded the little part.

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Sean Evans finally bagged Keke Palmer it's bald boy summer

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The Bosnians are being louder than is in our own country what's going on

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We got black Mexicans now 2026 is crazy

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We have slopified the word slop

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And by niggas I mean white people and by other niggas I mean other white people

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Nickelback has some phenomenal bangers and I can't believe niggas were trying to gaslight other niggas into thinking that they were cringe

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Seeing your birthday place becoming cringe a fate no man should suffer

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I do not miss this

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Reporter: “How much better if they’re better are the Knicks than you guys?”

James Harden: “Genuinely I do feel like we're the better team"

WHO GONNA TELL HIM 😭😭

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Running marathons doesn't suddenly make you interesting Madison. That's shit ain't a replacement for a personality.

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This nigga cried over a supposed unfair advantage when in all three games his team got thoroughly outplayed and didn't even put a shot on target in the final fucking bum and don't forget he was top two for most of the season but bottled it

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

“It breaks my heart.” 💔

Kim Hellberg gives an emotional post-match press conference after Middlesbrough’s play-off semi-final defeat to Southampton.

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Bum ass boro did all that crying for what

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What kind of gym doesn't have a backshot machine

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I have come to the realization that the sport that I love has gone woke and I have to bring the game back

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Look at some cities' mayors meanwhile look at bum ass Mark Sutcliffe

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani has secured 1,000 $50 tickets to World Cup games at MetLife Stadium for New York City residents after negotiations with FIFA president Gianni Infantino... and a FaceTime call with former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

More from @AdamCrafton_

FREE READ 🔗 https://t.co/2uHb1tVloT

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

I aint ever gonna beat the autism allegations

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The terrorist torch has been passed on

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| At 44 years and 54 days old, Mikel Arteta is the 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃-𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 manager to win the Premier League title, behind only José Mourinho.

[@Squawka]

[Durag McMahon @SarkasticShogun]

Today was the first time niggas tweeted about arsenal winning the league