SarlaccBeast

Using social networking to lure unsuspecting tweeters into my mouf.

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

If this gets 1,000 RTs I’ll let Boba Fett out.

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@BradyHaran WHAT A TEASE! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@StarWarsVisComp THATS ME! *OM NOM NOM NOM MOM*

[Boba Fett 𝕏 @BobaFett_]

Hey @SarlaccBeast, how many retweets to get out?

[Boba Fett Fan Club @bobafettfanclub]

For #BobaFett to escape the @SarlaccBeast (in the new canon let's say), this needs 1,000 re-tweets. (Helmet nod to @BobaFett_ for the idea.)

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@BobaFett_ 1000

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

I AM A SARLAAC OF IMIGRANTS

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

GOOD TIMES
/cc @BobaTheFett

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@VeryLonelyLuke AT LEAST SKYWALKERS CAN WALK :{

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

CAN HAS MUCH RESPECT FOR HARP SPONGE SKILLS https://t.co/fQ4Qj49sCY

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Meet the harp sponge. It’s 3ft across and carnivorous, it ensnares its victims then dismembers them cell by cell…

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@C3P0_Skywalker @LordPaIpatine DO NOT WANT

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@1337SoloSlayer @C3P0_Skywalker @FinnTFA SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUF

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@1337SoloSlayer @C3P0_Skywalker @FinnTFA YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@1337SoloSlayer @C3P0_Skywalker @FinnTFA I DONT LIKE SAND IN MY MOUF

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@1337SoloSlayer @C3P0_Skywalker @FinnTFA FINE ILL JUST SHOOT SPORES INTO SPACE ALONE AGAIN LIKE INDO EVERY NIGHT

*SOBS*

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@1337SoloSlayer @C3P0_Skywalker @FinnTFA WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BRING MORE SPACE LADIES FOR SOME TENTACLE RIDES?

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@C3P0_Skywalker @1337SoloSlayer @FinnTFA he made it out, went on a beer run. We're bros now.

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

@C3P0_Skywalker @ChewieRoars *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

THATS ME! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM* https://t.co/6YXOWXxjVj

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

current status: in a sarlacc pit
but emotionally

[SarlaccBeast @SarlaccBeast]

WHO WANT FORCE AWAKENS SPECIAL EDITION TENTACULAR MASSAGE?