Jacob Sarno

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[Chris Fisher @ChrisFisher248]

Free throw attempts this season:

Ben Simmons: 273
Tyler Ulis: 163

[USA TODAY Sports @usatodaysports]

Jamal Murray and Kentucky’s bench have perfected the bow-and-arrow celebration: https://t.co/2oohh1z9ED https://t.co/lZhf6lNMhO

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

@NotJerryTipton @courierjournal his rap career better work out bc his nba one won't last long

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Which is more impressive?

RT for... Calipari - 8 Elite Eights in 10 years.

Like for... Indiana - 1 Elite Eight in 22 years.

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

@DickieV will you be commentators for Kentucky vs lsu

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

@NotJerryTipton I was at the Louisville game in my uk jersey asking ppl how far they think Louisville is going to go in the tournament

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

@UKSportsZone they just mad they don't win championships

[Coach Juice @CoachJuice69]

north oldham high school: home of the weakest fights ever.

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

I just voted for Tyler Ulis for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here: https://t.co/iWs8GDIbtP https://t.co/jU8iSQ4yQt

[Jacob Sarno @Sarno1Jacob]

@UKSportsZone @ThrowboyTees 81-58 Kentucky

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Dan Dakich says Indiana will go to the Final Four.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

#L1Squirt4

(h/t @Jgabbardphoto)

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

HEY ANGRY LOUISVILLE FANS YOU THIRSTY?

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Because when you support the fact your team uses whores to recruit, you want everyone to know. (h/t: @katiejbushby)

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

UK on a huge run.

So to recap what we've learned today: Kentucky has spurtability and Louisville has squirtability.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

So how long til @ThrowboyTees makes a "SQUIRT TO THE CEILING" t-shirt? Frankly, I'm disappointed it hasn't happened already.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Excerpt of Katina Powell KSR interview:

"A UofL coach requested girls who can squirt to the ceiling."

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, PEOPLE.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

HOT TAKE: Karl-Anthony Towns is good at basketball.

https://t.co/VzaaeWZhxD

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

BREAKING...

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Pitino, in 15 years at UofL:

3 Final Fours

2 NITs

2 NCAA Tournament losses to Kentucky

1 national title

1 postseason ban for cheating