sar 🦋

[lex tsunami ☀︎|☀️ @realnegodoce]

incrível como essa porra é 80% psicológico

[Anna Dua @AnnaNoelleDua]

My parents at 27: married with a house and a family

Me at 27:

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

holy shit we are all going to die

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

It’s going to be hot as hell on Christmas

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

These are heelarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[ًً @duceamore]

me in the club on friday cus it's hayden's birthday and ima do my big one for the queen

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

HUGE: Seattle will provide free meals to all public school students, starting this fall.

This week the city council unanimously approved $3.6 million to offer universal school meals.

Democratic socialist mayor Katie Wilson and the city council both agreed to offer free breakfast and lunch for all students starting this September and provide food assistance for low-income families during weekends and school breaks.

[yb @anygb_]

cant stand a moody ass man like omg am i the bitch here or is it you??? quickly!!!!

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[G.T @gingerrtom]

let them die bro.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[tiktok hater @vancssasbeckett]

THIS WAS LITERALLY PURE LOVE AND ROMANCE LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Itty 🫦 @amourmaddii]

“How much you need” is my favorite text from a MAN!

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[‏ ˙ @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this