Choose Norway.
Choose Haaland.
Choose Ødegaard.
Choose Viking spirit.
Choose salmon.
Choose fjords.
Choose the northern lights.
Choose red, white and blue.
Choose anyone but England.
Choose staying up until full time.
Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
Choose suddenly knowing all the words to “Ja, vi elsker”.
Choose pretending you’ve always rated Norway.
Choose calling Oslo your second home.
Choose believing.
Choose the quarter-finals.
Choose the upset.
Choose chaos.
Choose banter.
Tomorrow, you can go back to being Scottish.
But tonight…
Choose Norway. 🇳🇴🏴
Placed an order through @JustEatUK last night. Get home with the order and the restaurant managed to get a pizza with two toppings wrong. Contacted Just Eat for a refund. Told no. They're trying to say customers are told to check orders, asked where, they won't answer...
@OneCuteARMY@instagram Not banned just cannot get back into the app. I uninstalled it for 2 mins to get rid of a notification marker when I had no notification. And the support is non existent
@instagram how on gods earth can I log back into my account? None of the recovery options work. Uploaded video selfie. Declined. Had 2 friends verify my identify. Declined. Wtaf. Can't get any help to recover my account
Love that if @McDonaldsUK get your order wrong you get a voucher for a replacement meal but I waited 32mins on an order at @tacobelluki it was wrong and half of it was cold and soggy and all I got was a sorry. Better customer service needed. I won't be back to that branch!
@AvantiWestCoast on the 5.48 from GLC-EUS and it's v busy due to cancellation. Announcement made suggesting we disembark and wait at Crewe for the following train, quieter and quicker. No seats free. Basically no standing room. Only 1hr 20mins to go
@humphriezz Celino's have always been nothing but professional, welcoming and incredibly friendly every time I've visited. I'm sure they'll be absolutely fine after this 🤣
Imagining taking the kids down to London to see the mighty @BiffyClyro play Finsbury Park and hearing this 🥲 I think my eldest would cry happy tears belting out THE LIZARD SHIT AND HELD IT UNDER OUR NOSTRILS 🤣🫠
@motorolaUK love that my g86 is weeks old, system up to date and just randomly the vibration feedback stops when I'm typing then randomly comes back on again minutes later 🙄
@comedyray That's beautiful! I once sat in the Asda cafe in Toryglen to feed the wee one and a woman sat next to us to entertain the eldest whilst I did and taught him some BSL was v wholesome