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[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@_gracekelley_ well now I just feel inadequate lol

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This is the content I’m here for. Wait for it... x https://t.co/BMBjI6wrlC

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

Cool man, but you just littered...

[Tony| @tonygraves3]

Someone I know is having surgery tomorrow bc he was coughing up blood & got air bubbles in his lungs. Throw That Shit Away.
Get this trending.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Damn it feels good to be American.

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

When she checks yes ✔️

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@allysonclemz Tell you what, if I win the lotto, it’s yours.

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@allysonclemz I’d have to save up for 2 years before I could buy that lol.

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@allysonclemz That’s not a bad price either.

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

The dumbing down of America is in full affect with this new generation of teens.. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@lexstafford Actually I think...... never mind. You’re doing great. Keep up the good work!

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

Did she say “higher your standards” because she couldn’t think of the word “raise”? 😂

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@_goat_boner When did you start working at my job?

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

#NewProfiePic

[Prescott Rossi @PrescottRossi]

The best thing I saw yesterday?

This guy from the Baltimore Ravens Marching Band playing PERFECT air drums to Rush's "Tom Sawyer":

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Bandit, over and out. RIP Mr. Reynolds. Merica.

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@_gracekelley_ 😘😘

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

My girl is SO beautiful 😍❤️

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

California when they see a straw:

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@Antique_Austin Nah man, mullets are way more bad ass.

[Sarrenlee 🇺🇸 @Sarrenlee]

@Antique_Austin Yea you right 😂