Saryn ⚘

✶♫⋆Volition trainer, ᶜᵘᵗᵉ Hero mentor ˚.⋆♪
𝔀𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴 and 𝓇𝓊𝒾𝓃 writer 𓏲𝄢

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

procrastinated finishing a grant proposal due tonight, I blame YOU cuties so unless you're dropping a $40,000 contribution to the sciences no talki today 🤍

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Summer must be a tough time for ya, dork. Lots of distractions for you, I know how you get. It's a bit gross how you keep trying to sneak peeks, but I have just the thing!

You've been fighting it for a while! It's time to finally get you that cage you always said no to. We've got to keep you focused on what matters, right?

Go buy the smallest one, okay, we want it to fit! I'll check it tomorrow, I've got a date tonight.🖤 Cover our dinner and I'll tooootally let you see some of the pics I sent him yesterday~🤍

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Only kneeling? Looking straight at me? We're going to work on that.

...And now that your gaze is slightly more proper, what comes next? Yes, silly, your daily tithe. 🖤

I'll expect you again tomorrow, you lecher.

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

/s~

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Rumors and critiques of recent posts have stated that I advocate uneven treatment of the men in my life. I must go on the record and say that I start off caring about every single subby mess who messages me!

You are a human and that comes with undeniable dignity. No matter what you say or how you approach me, I always try and keep in mind that we are two people building a relationship together. 🤍

I appreciate you all very much. 🖤

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

C'mere cutie. Of course I adore you, I care about you, you're such an adorable little part of my life! Don't get all in your own head about things that make you sad, alright?

Today's your day! All the headpats, all the love you could want. You can take me out for lunch later, even~

There there... noo dummy, the censors aren't going away! Gosh, this is like, what, the fifth time I've said it? If I didn't commit to being so nice to you today, you'd be paying for that, mister! 🤍

d u m m y 🖤

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

On ethical grounds I am NOT making a wordle caption 🖤

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@GiveInToGris 3,000 scutes!!!!!!!!!

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Tada!~ Freshly made, just for you, buddy! 🖤

You brought... an actual, human bowl? No way, silly, you knew what I meant. Guess you'll just have to gulp it down whole!

Open up! 🤍

...

Hehe, finding it hard to choke down? We'll work on it~ And stop looking up at me like that! Jeez, at this rate I'll never lower your censor settings, do better! 🖤

Finish up quick, doesn't your extra shift start soon? I might be out when you get back, so don't go blowing up my phone, alright!

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@SenzVT I remember watching a Kitchen Nightmares episode and Gordon was really critical about some sushi with strawberries on it, and I was like... but that's actually good? And the chef was this old, horribly overworked grandma and his critique made her so sad and it broke my heart </3

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Back on my rave girl arc, because reading papers all day every day is only perfect work life balance if it's winter

Had the cutest outfit and hottest date too! 🤍When was the last time you went out and danced, huh?

A lil note for no reason at all: tickets were $90, drinks were $30~ 🖤

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@victryena he holds the wisdom of a thousand and more ages

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@ClaireMax a lil smudge of chalk on the cheek >>>>>>>>>>
(this works for any human)

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@HELLSTRIS Julian's arms make me feel unwise

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Ohh, I am just totally spent, cutie. Thanks for driving me back from his place, I was NOT gonna pay for a lift. I need a shower and I don't want some random seeing me like this! You're a different story, though~ 🖤

Awww, don't look so sad! We really appreciated you dropping by yesterday and making that little gas station run, hehe. I know you're feeling a bit torn up but don't worry, he's actually really nice! And an ~amazing~ cook, ugh, his breakfast is to die for 🤍

I saved some leftovers for ya, bestie, as a lil thank you! Go grab your bowl~ 🖤

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@Strombolichan @NotFuji_ I played the hell out of their AR little hand-and-stars marketing game as a kid that shit was like crack

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

drinkies alchy at the rave for me!🖤

clickies clicky at the crusty gamer chair for thee~🤍

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

@ember_findom "Righteous" anger is one of the most addicting emotions to indulge in and the manosphere grifts off it HARD

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Thanks for grabbing everything we needed, cute guy! 🖤Sorry for being such a mess, hehe, things just got a bit crazy while you were gone. 🖤

Right, you can't see THAT much, I guess. Aww don't pout, that's a good thing! You know I don't like it when you stare...

I'm staying the night, you'll need to drive me back tomorrow, okay! He won't let you sleep on the couch I'm pretty sure, so camp out in that dinged up car of yours, alright? I'll see you in the morning! 🤍

[Saryn ⚘ @SarynTake]

Oh, eugh. You actually drove an hour just because I told you we were finishing up? That might have been a bit of a lie🖤

Can't believe you actually came. Desperation is creepy, dumbass! Make yourself useful and run down to grab us some stuff okay? He wants some beer~

You probably want to pick up🤍everything🤍on that list, cutie. I won't be responsible for what happens if you forget the important things🖤