Sas Battine

she/her. no further comment your honour.

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Hens and cats. 99% of my content.

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@memily Absolutely not. 17 years ago it was 1995.

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@erinmargrethe This is why I live on the island. When corporate nutsacks try to drag me into their shit that I don’t give two fks about my internet mysteriously cuts out forcing me to hang up the call and go see the hens.

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To the lovely Jennie at the @Qantas baggage services desk, thank you for being kind and reassuring me that my luggage will return. To Alan Joyce, you’re still an unforgivable wankbadger who is doing nothing to support his workers. Eat shit you asswipe.

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@memily Actually me this morning…

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Unexpected Thailand things: am now addicted to Bollywood movies.

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@YubabasUpdo I spent hours researching before our trip, can confirm it’s more important than the destination 😂

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@MrBangaRanga Sweet brew was a good time and pretty sure had good gf options.. excellent coffee too!

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@memily *screams in fuzzy*

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Lying in a hotel bed watching the monsoon rains and Thai soapies is exactly what I expected of our 2nd week of mawwiage.

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@YubabasUpdo I thought it wise to have a lazy day at the hotel rather than both of us flying in tired and cranky. Very excited for tomorrow now!!!

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If your wedding starts at 1pm and goes to 1145pm, know that I will not be attending. Lesson learned.

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@YubabasUpdo Poor James left at 6:15am and we didn’t get back until 12:45am. Poor sweet husband, praise be to travel rest days!

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@juniperlilacs How he is still dancing is beyond me!

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@juniperlilacs Pray for James who started at 7am. IN THE MORNING.

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@erinmargrethe @memily THE BEST FKN CLUB GOING HONESTLY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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TRIXIE AND KATYA WAS PERFECTION I WILL NOT BE ELABORATING. MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO VOICE AT THIS TIME.

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I LOVE YOU QUEERS!!! Fuck me gently with a chainsaw I have MISSED THIS LIFE!!!!

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I AM AT A DRAG SHOW AND FUCKING HELL I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

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@ellecee07 He speaks the truth I tell you!!!