Sasha The Dog

Sniffing bums, chasing cats and peeing on carpets. Probably the only dog that uses Twitter. If you can't eat it or shag it, piss on it and walk away.

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Brought my dish to @bigdomS2 'cos I was hungry and that dickhead took it off me! :(

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

This is some serious cold weather we're having! #WOOF

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Cold morning. Been snuggled up on my bed all morning.

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Wondering round the house, looking for things to sniff or eat.

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

I smell a big dinner getting cooked. If I look all innocent, I might get some. #WOOF

[Martin McDonough @Mr_Pink_MMA]

I jus done a collection for children in need in a pretty much empty pub an got £50 #debtcollecting

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

@bigdomS2 Come and play with me! Throw me a ball! #WOOF

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Just been fed a couple of mini cornish pasties. Very nice! WOOF!!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

My paw is yummy! WOOF!!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Sniffing round the house, having a stretch and lickin' my bits. What a great day.

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

@stacielynn89 @thegavman69 I am an advanced, more evolved dog with intelligence and a posable thumbs. Did it all myself. WOOF!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

@THEGAVMAN69 @stacielynn89 I like snow. I get to leave yellow stained puddles.

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

My master @DavePotato85 is watching #Raw with @THEGAVMAN69. I quite like it myself. LET'S GO CENA!!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Bedtime for me! I love my bed! #WOOF

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

@ukpetfood WOOF!! Throw me a stick! .... WOOF!!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

@DavePotato85 came downstairs and played with me. That was fun. Then I found a spider. YUMMY!!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Better get some sleep!

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Just got a biscuit for giving a high-5. #WOOOOO #SelfHigh5

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

Has anyone seen my squeaky toy bone?

[Sasha The Dog @SashaMutt]

I'm sleeping! Ssshh!