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[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

so my mom informed me that my 8 year old brother (who has a track record of dancing in the school variety show alone) has given up his solo act this year to perform with a group of girls dressed as a lion while dancing to Britney Spears “circus”. I have never been so excited.

[Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston]

my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

@MELINAXNAOMI Stop .. 😅

[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

HAHAH even Spotify, he’s gonna have to start listening to CDs again

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick

[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

Being home alone with 4 cats means it constantly sounds like someone is breaking into your house 😅

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Hübbie @BlackTiePenguin]

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.

[Softball Mantilla 🥎 @PunkyMantilla]

I saw this on FB and it's the best food pantry donation list I've ever seen. Usually posts like this either end up shaming the donor for what they do or don't give, or shaming the receiver for what they do or don't choose to eat.

As a former pantry employee, I endorse!

[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

I told myself a joke once during a test to console myself for not knowing the answer and then I couldn’t stop laughing, got kicked out of class 😂

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

have y’all ever laughed during a test cause you ain’t know what was going on

[sasha ☼ @Sasha_Fierce98]

Yo @vsco this update makes no sense :(

[bee @notannabrickey]

it finally clicked in my brain why I have such an aversion to looking at Jeff Bezos’ face