sasha jacobson

•be your own sunshine•

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Today I had my students answer the question: would you rather be a teacher or a principal?

Best answer: “a principal, bc if I was a teacher I would get hurt by the kids” 🙃🙃🙃

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

“Someone make daddy a boozy”

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

“I love the 2nd grade, it’s so much better than 1st grade where you don’t know what’s going on and definitely better than 3rd grade with all the politics and the mind games.” -Phoebe Buffay

Catch this quote on my classroom door during the school year 🤙🏼

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

@MaliaaPotter you as a wifey

[cait cal 🚤🍹👙 @Callmecait_]

me as a girlfriend

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

One of my summer school classes has 14 boys and 3 girls hahahahahahahelp

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

School has only been out for 1 day and I already miss my 2nd grade fam 😭

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Well, I figured teaching 16 crazy second graders all year long would have prepared me to watch 3 dogs for the weekend but.....send help

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Last night a random guy came up to me in a bar and said “I’ve been watching you, your presence makes me feel powerless” and then KISSED the side of my face and RAN AWAY 🙃

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i’m cheesing hard as hell watching this. this beautiful lol

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Today one of my second graders referred to an unbent paper clip as a jail shiv 🙃

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

“I’m a ten”

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Me: *sends a video of my sleeping sister to her husband*

@tajpot: make a loud noise to scare her and wake her up, oh and take a video!

#marriedlife

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Ok summer wya because I’m a boat owner now yeeeeeee!!!

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

liiiiiterally the only thing to do during this (nearly) week long snow/cold day is drink or online shop

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Not to brag about my students buuut #skillz #pop #teacherlife 🙃

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Anyone else’s boyfriend have a second insta account for food or is it just meee

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Guys this was my first full week of teaching where I didn’t get cussed out or had chairs thrown across my classroom!!!!!!! #happyfriYAY

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

Me, after an 11 hour work day and then coming home to lesson plan for 2 more hours #teacherlife

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

“You look like an athlete” LOL

[sasha jacobson @SashaaJacobson]

One time Alex and I played odds are to see who had to drink a random gin and tonic left on the bar and he had to drink it HAAA reminicin’