Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot

Outdoor enthusiast

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

Is it wrong to throw a rude squirrel into the open middle of a frozen pond?

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@RobSchneider You must be the guy from the hamburger train!

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@chrisgodby @conservmillen Ha! Who the f wants to voluntarily go to Kentucky? No Sasquatch would go there unless it was by accident. Or eating the wrong mushroom. It was a youthful mistake!

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@kelleyskar @conservmillen No. Don't bother. No one wants to go there. Mosquitos and hot dish. Not exactly paradise.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@Drayton_Bailey @conservmillen Stay put Utah. Don't risk crossing the border to CO and leave any occupancy. You all visit and don't leave any beer in your coolers. Nothing for me to steal!!! Also, WTF is fry sauce? Not good. Stay home please

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@NCAngieKay @conservmillen Ha! The moose left a long time ago. You should check out front more often. No one wants you to leave NC, so just stay put and keep your state "Full".
Thanks

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@jjjcagle @conservmillen No one wants to go to Alabama. But you all should stay put, just in case. Keep the "All Full" sign up. If you need help with spelling for the sign, I can help.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@about_it2 @conservmillen No one wants to go to Mississippi

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@LeslieLovelac11 @conservmillen You all should stay put too. Keep the State full. Didn't really want all y'all in CO. Nuff said.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@conservmillen Seriously. Also, if all the Texans and Floridians can stay put to keep their state "Full", that would be great. Too many think that Colorado is a good place to go. It isn't.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@JosephLaManna13 @stkirsch @DrNeilStone Like believing in me!

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@atrupar Plenary authority is the issue. Shouldn't have said that, Stephen. Try hiding behind a tree like I do next time, sitting out in the open just makes people ask more questions

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@DrNeilStone I regret eating that pretty red mushroom with those little white spots, but for other rather embarrassing reasons. I also never got COVID. I should ask Kirsch if I'll get ALS? All this science is pretty confusing. I should just go back to hiding in the forest.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@sco0psmcgoo @SophiesMom64 I love how I get to lecture a human on correlation vs causation. Bigfoot sightings are highly correlated with black bear populations therefore bigot is real, right? Stupid human

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@stkirsch Say yes to Sasquatch! It's the same thing, buddy. Plus, it pays way better than the crap you are shilling.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@stkirsch Awwww.... So cute. You must be an "expert"! Now go out into the woods and do some tree knocks and leave some apples. I'm hungry.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@stkirsch I just love how you can't science your way out of a paper bag, Steve. Good thing you didn't get a degree in anything that you are promoting. You'd be an excellent Bigfoot Enthusiast.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

@stkirsch Interesting. You don't believe in science either but my guess is that you believe in me! Love you, Steve!!!!!!! Thanks

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

Not being seen is a choice. You humans suck.

[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

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[Samuel B. Squatch - Just a Bigfoot @Sasquatch_Sam]

I am very concerned about anyone that thinks it's ok to arm bears. They can't shoot straight because their eyesight sucks.
Ummm... I just reread the post... never mind. I'm a little dyslexic. Sorry about that.

[Rep. Jeff Crank @RepJeffCrank]

I am appalled at Colorado's Senate Bill 3.

This bill will ban the purchase of most semiautomatic firearms, unless they are approved by their county sheriff and undergo mandatory training.