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is butter a carb? Personal Twitter Account - all opinions are my own. 🇨🇦🇮🇹

[SC @Sass26C]

Now show me Carter Hart crying #StanleyCup

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[phooey #GENORESIGNED🎉 @sharkteethtank]

everyone please read this its free and short but incredibly well done in centering the victims who are most important in these situations

[SC @Sass26C]

Good and it should be worse!

[Globe Politics @globepolitics]

Canada-Israel relations are the worst they have ever been, ambassador says https://t.co/PKVuYWsNE4

[presley @g00doldays]

he's trying to bewitch me.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[Jaycee @JayceeHotTakes]

I think he should be behind bars

[masha @masha_slp]

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

huge untapped market for men who are normal

[nico ⋆˙⟡ ₃₇ @sheluvssilovs]

he’s just canadian guys it’s a universal canadian thing to take your shoes off before going into a house

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

[SC @Sass26C]

@MediumSizeMeech @MikeFrancis1096

[Earth @earthcurated]

NOT FLAT…

[🦭🍉🐉 @breeashhh]

I know God be up there like “wow I didn’t say anything like that at all” lol

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

next show!!!