𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥.ᐟ Beautiful and free-spirited. Some call her Superbad Barbie. | Parody | She/Her | Mdni | 20s RL

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

ᰔ···𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑻𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔.ᐟ 🌊🌌
•◦❥◦•𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓭𝓽𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 •◦❥◦•

❥┋AEW Wrestler
❥┋Former World & TBS Champion
❥┋Galaxy Girl | Stat Daddy
❥┋Long Island Girl
❥┋Taken | Non-DTF

♡/↻

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

Twitter hates me

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

AND NEW

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷��𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

Telephone booth

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

New gear from last night

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

Moments before I won my first title since being back.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

AND NEW

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 ✧ Parody @ProtostarKF]

Then vs Now

[𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Parody @DsoWrestling]

@ProtostarKF @SassInMayhem @LatinaStxrGirl @ConnorsNoMercy

[𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Parody @DsoWrestling]

Congratulations to @SassInMayhem @ProtostarKF

[𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Parody @DsoWrestling]

@SilentViperXO | @SwordOfSassx | @SassInMayhem | @ProtostarKF

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗢𝗳 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲 👑🔥 @HisCrownOfFire]

Dinner on a yacht with my girlfriend and friends

[𝑨𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍.ᐟ @FuryDownUnderAU]

Memories I hold in my heart with my best friend

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

Hello

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

Might do an account refresh

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

Bring the title home

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

When you and your bestie have different styles but IT JUST WORKS 😂😍❤️

@PrettiestWrath

[𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Parody @DsoWrestling]

@SkyKingWill @ProtostarKF

[𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❥◦•Parody @SassInMayhem]

// Real life been crazy.

[𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Parody @DsoWrestling]

Match 2 : one on one

@SassInMayhem vs @HartlcssSultry

[𝑨𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍.ᐟ @FuryDownUnderAU]

when you don’t listen to me and everything falls apart… but i still pull you back in and forgive you anyway.