Mellie💀

If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly ✨

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

My account is quickly becoming a fan club for @WayneGarlick’s birthday….and frankly I’m not mad about it. As it has been a year since my favorite picture has been tweeted: you’re all very welcome!
HBD Sam, have the best day good sir!! 🎉

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

It is once again my time to shine on Twitter and share this gem of a photo. Happy Birthday @WayneGarlick, I hope you get some bday surprises as shocking as this photo’s interaction!!

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

As it’s my favorite day of the year once again: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @WayneGarlick, party like no emus are watching 😤🤙🏼

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

DATIN TIP: MAKE SURE UR DATE IS NOT A POTATO

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

@lovinmygirls218 @JordyFaux

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the funniest historical moment was when achilles' mom, knowing that dunking him in the river styx would make him invulnerable, didn't take an extra 2 seconds to dip his heel in to make sure he was 100% covered. just the laziest shit ever

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

@Nick_Cut25 This is awesome! Swimming is a challenging sport to pick up

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We are not shutting down again. Ever. We don't care how bad this shit gets.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Just found out the plane that will take the equestrian’s horses to the Olympics is named Air Horse 1 and I can’t explain how happy that makes me.

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have misplaced my name tag. it must have fallen off during my walk earlier. i am now completely unidentifiable. i can be whoever i want. i am mysterious

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

JUJST JOKE YOU WERE FOOLS. YOU ARE THE APRIL FOOLES!!!!! i remain perfet bird.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i am not a bird april fool,. dum dums.

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

I know this may seem backwards...but if I don’t swim with wild sharks this year I might die

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

@naturallight Merch plz 🍍

[Mellie💀 @SassMaster_23]

I don’t trust people who don’t like cookie dough ice cream