Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker

Part-time force ghost. Full-time Jedi Master. Eternal Sass Master | Married to @Marshmallow_Ani, my sunshine & knight 7/5/17 | #ForceFiveFam | #SWRP | SW Parody

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Everyone says I should've told Luke that Anakin was Vader.

But only Sith deal in absolutes.

Jedi speak with cryptic riddles.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

@Marshmallow_Ani Tree?? Did you say you’re putting the tree up??

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

It worked didn’t it?

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

And by ‘teach me to swim’ I mean he (@SassMaster_Obi) pushed me into the water and said good luck

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Well, I've never seen or felt it. I think I would know if it was there.

Riiiight, and I'm a eopie. Trying to burn me alive /definitely/ wasn't you.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Oh hush!
There’s definitely still some fat there, you just can’t always see all of it depending on how I’m sitting.

That wasn’t me! It was all Vader. I swear... I had nothing to do with any of that!

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

What adult fat, Mr. Six-Pack???

Order 66? Ring a bell? The three times you tried to kill me?

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Yeah.... now it’s all adult fat.
And hey now the homicide stuff only happened once! When the Tuscans killed my mother! I was angry and wanted revenge!!!

Well unless you count my time as Vader but that.... shouldn’t count cause it wasn’t really me.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

You're still cute.
Just less baby fat and homicidal tendencies.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Feels like forever ago...
I’m certainly a lot older now.
*Chuckles*

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Awww look how cute you were

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

@SassMaster_Obi

[HAN @adobochi]

suitless vader : D #anakinskywalker #darthvader

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

||: guess who can finally check this account since I finished Kenobi

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Haha very funny. I already have trouble and mischief with you and Roger.

I’ll have to think on it. See what fits their tiny little personalities.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

You welcome, Starlight. I know how much you’ve been wanting a cat these last couple years and you’re always so good to me and Roger that I decided because I love you so much that it was about time I returned the sentiment.

What’re you going to name them?
Trouble and mischief?

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

FLUFFY FUR CHILDREN!!

Thank you Ani! They’re so precious and sweet and cute! I love them.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Against my better judgement..... I ended up finally giving in and getting my husband not just one but two kittens for his birthday.

Why exactly I did that? I don’t know. But I can’t wait to see how much I’m going to end up regretting this decision in the future.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

I wouldn’t care, but you don’t want bike rash. That would hurt.

Right. Sure. Of course.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Alrighty, I’ll meet ya ther in a minute.... I have to put on some pants first. Unless you want me going out in my boxers.

Nothing! Nothing at all! Just.. am excited to see you in tour element is all.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

You have a helmet in the garage.

*scowls* What was that?

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Alright... I’ll humor you. Let me go change real quick and then we’ll go.

*mumbles*
Not sure it’ll be that much of a thrill though.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

You try dealing with teenage you. You would lose your thrill too.

Oh yeah? Try me. Let me take you for one.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Really??? I... have a hard time believing that.

Besides, that was also a long time ago. You’re far too grumpy to enjoy riding one now.

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

I’ll have you know I quite enjoyed a speeder bike when I was a padawan.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Uhm... since when do you.... ride?? Never in our lives have I known you to like speeders, let alone speeder bikes!

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Not this time, sweetheart. This one is mine.

[Anakin Skywalker @Marshmallow_Ani]

Awww babe.... for me?? You shouldn’t have 🥰

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

Impulse purchase? Maybe. Do I regret it? No.

[julia @leovanilles]

17 years later...

[Revenge of the Sith Novel Quotes @rotsnovelbot]

“Forgive me, Master Yoda, but you just don’t know him the way I do. None of you does. Anakin is fiercely loyal, and there is not a gram of deception in him.”

[Obi-Wan Kenobi-Skywalker @SassMaster_Obi]

||: No spoilers but #Kenobi is absolutely fantastic. I am in love and the emotions are so good.